Fantasy Island

Be advised that the DJ is part of the their scam.  If you're seen getting a lap dance when you agreed to only have one or two, he immediately changes songs every 45 seconds and before you know it they nail you for some insane number of dances when the time spent was like 3 mins total.  When you say, you're kidding right?  Out comes Mr. Old Ugly Ass Beer Belly(Darin) to harass you into slipping some dough out.  All illegal.  Law enforcement needs to watch this joint.  When Darin threatens to call Police(a bluff), say please do!  He does this with all customers.  The liability they will face will put them firmly out of business once and for all.  Sadly, the crack whores and their pimps will have to find another place to sell their stuff and Darin can go find a retirement home for geriatric bar hands.

This place was great. The ladies were hot to methy, but put up with our drunkin' antics like champs. They even tied my belt around my neck and walked me around the bar area. I think it only cost like $20 bucks. Good times!

Why isn't this place called Kelbo's anymore and where is all the Polynesian food?  My favorite childhood restaurant is now this.  I'm pretty sure thew girls had bruises on their inner thighs but whatevs.  I need me some bbq and banana fritters with a porcelain Buddha to wash it down with.