El Zacatecas Bar

We went on a Sunday night, so maybe that's the catch here, but the strangest thing about the Bikini Bar was the lack of any bikinis.  Nobody in bikinis.  No bikinis at the bar.  Really no bikini anything at the Bikini Bar.

There was a lot of eyeliner and male pattern baldness at the Bikini Bar and there was a lot of slow dancing.  There was an empty mini-stage with a pole that looked sort of waywardly propped to the ceiling and a DJ booth thumping today's greatest ranchero hits while we hung out and had strip-club priced Tecate by the light of the red GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS neon sign.

The taco truck was a delight and had excellent barbacoa tacos and an alright lengua.  

Maybe it's more of a weekend joint?  I don't know.  I'm still not exactly sure what just happened.  I think I'm glad I went.  Go there and let me know.  We can process this together.  A lot of extra points just for the weird.

I was a big fan until my fifth visit when the staff was rude and someone stole my dates wallet. Sextremely disappointed!

In defense of all ladies to visit/work at this establishment, please El Zacatecas, fix your floors!!!  I stepped in a divot near the pool tables that was hiding under a home depot black rug and nearly broke my ankle!  Not ok & very dangerous!!!  I understand you cater to the men species but you can't have a model event and not expect 6" stilletto heels to be present!

I give you 2 stars because your beer selection was decent - I always fall back on an ice cold Blue Moon when only mass produced beer is on tap.