I'm very upset that I recently came to your Hot Shots Part Deux movie screening and you didn't even show the fucking movie!!!
What kind of shit is that?!? I paid 7 dollars to get in and then after 4 overpriced beers, I was told that I would not be seeing a single glimpse of Charlie Sheen.
WHAT THE FUCK!!!???
It probably saved me, because I had only eaten half of my order of wings by then. I shit so bad, I can only imagine if I had eaten all of them.
So then... I come back on Tuesday, when you are supposed to be screening Major League. 2 beers in, the fucking bartender puts on THE FUCKING YANKEE game and tells me that me and Rick Vaughn can go fuck eachother in the alleyway!!!! Are you kidding?! What do I look like?! Corbin Bernsen?!
I have already contacted Mr Sheen's management to let them know your practices. They do not take kindly to false advertising.
Fuck you and your establishment.