International House of Pancakes

Love, love love the fact that kids eat free on certain days!

My wife and I went to this Ihop location today for a late lunch (2pmish). Unfortunately we had a waitress who's shift was soon ending (she left 10 min. after we finished eating). She asked quickly my wife if she wanted coffee, and then left without asking me. While she was heading for the kitchen I told her I would like some. Then came out the old, crappy coffee. Oh well, I thought, it could be worse.

The water never came out and she forgot something on my wifes order. Her short responses and I-do-not-care-attitude was annoying.
Message to waitress: I understand your shift is ending and you want to go home, but that doesn't mean were a bunch of nobodies. Shame on you.

By the way, the steak I had was completely tasteless. Meaning: deep frozen. Yukkie poo!

Do you like dirty silverware?
Do you like microwaved bacon sausage and/or eggs?
Do you enjoy crusty waffles or pancakes that have been pre-made and
      microwaved?
Do you enjoy being crammed into a room with 80 other people who are eating
      the same disgusting food as you are?
Do you like a floor that was vacuumed last in 1978?
Do you like an open kitchen that you wish was kept covered?

Then this IHOP is for you!!!!
The smallest IHOP on the planet with as many tables as humanly possible crammed into this weird rectangle room. Our table was about a foot and a half wide and long. I understand it is for 2 people but the aisle were about a foot and a half wide also. I seriously felt air sick the minute I stepped into the place.  

Then came the food. Waffle combo please.....oh nice, the sausage is rubbery. So is the bacon. Sent back, thanks, oh wait, they just replaced THAT rubbery sausage with ANOTHER rubbery sausage looking thing.  And the bacon too.

The poor waitress. She was sweet and I bet people treat her like shit all the time. I don't expect much from an IHOP but I don't think expecting 'edible' at any restaurant is too much to ask.

At this IHOP you will have to be totally drunk, really high or have removed taste buds to even imagine this food is fit for human consumption.