Knockout Inc

the bar is realy fun,but some times the food is off not same all the time

Knockouts, how have I gone so long without a review?  I give 3 just to be neutral. You almost can't judge a place like this objectively and compare it to others.

Knockouts is the bar to go when you need to find someone who will listen and actually understands what you're talking about when you gotta bitch about your parole officer.  

There is a big deck outside where you can smoke, or lean over the rail to boot after drinking too much Bud.  (Guinness and Heineken are about as fancy a brew you'll get here.) Please don't puke in the bathroom, it's TINY - you'll make a mess. Also, do not throw up on the motorcycles. That'd be bad (for you).

This is a place for people who work with their hands, so leave your spats at home fellas. You might also leave your gal at home unless you want to watch her:

A) get hit on by the diminutive bipolar Mexican laborer who's off his meds, methodically working through the female population one by one with "charm", whether they're clearly with their boyfriends or not

B) get hit on by the dead drunk (and by all appearances homeless) older shit-smelling fellow who must be a regular, since after he passes out & crashes off his stool, they just prop him back up

C) get hit on by the badly aging (balding/ponytail combo) guitar player for the cover band that somehow managed to squeeze gypsy-like, a $5 cover out of you even though you were already at the bar before they began playing.  Watch out! He got a wireless connection for his guitar, and like some bad childhood memory of a musical, he's breaking the fourth wall and wandering out into the crowded bar - as if playing closer to you somehow makes it sound better

About "halfway" through the night (read: 1AM), just as you get tired of overhearing patrons compare their latest jailhouse tattoos (not exaggerated) and as the ganja smoke wafts down perhaps from the upstairs "offices", the friendly drunk bartendress will decide to take a break JUST before she passes out standing up.  Upon her return, you might get a chance to watch her make the STRONGEST "Long Island Iced Tea" you have EVER seen.  I had to tap my friends shoulder to have a witness as she poured nothing but liquor after liquor after liquor out into a shaker.  Is this some kind of magical shaker that holds a gallon, or did most of it end up on the floor from her high pour? (pun intended, sorry)

In short: buy the mixed drinks, avoid the beer.  Have a good time.

This is a great little ma and pa bar. Rustic wooden floors and outdoor deck for the summer, this isn't quite a dive but definitely humble. Display your ponytail and tattoos proudly and get groovy if you feel like it. They have pool tables, darts, and a jukebox with just about anything you can imagine. The bartenders are warm and friendly and service is great. Kelly is a fantastic red headed bartender who makes you feel right at home! really like the food- I admit I wasn't expecting much, but it tastes fresh and spicy! The thai wings and burgers are among my favorites. A great little gem of a place that's packed all year round. (another pleasant surprise)