Magic Time Machine Restaurant and Lounge

We visited for a company dinner with ~10 people on a Tuesday night. I guess it's a kid-oriented place but they try to give it an adult slant with the alcohol service, "roman orgy" menu item, etc. That said, this adult would probably not come here again.

Problems my group experienced:

1) Chairs in waiting area are old, musty and smelly.
2) Restaurant was freezing cold. We had to ask multiple times for a manager to turn it down.
3) Tables are randomly terrible: original one was a broken old kitchen table with a sagging end.
4) No water brought until mid-way through the meal, and by request only.
5) Cheese sticks are out of a box.
6) Food in general was not great.

This was comically bad. Our server Captain Jack was the only redeeming quality of this place.

If you have young children, consider this as an experience for them and them alone. They will love it.

I'm not impressed by the food here. They have very interesting and busy decor. It almost feels muggy and musky every time I come here, which I'm not a fan of it. Some of the servers aren't friendly at all but maybe they're just trying to act like their characters. //shrug// I can see it may be fun for kids..but if you don't have kids in your party, maybe you want to consider other options...

This spot is another tried and true birthday spot for me. And yes, I am 26 years old.
I just happen to like costumed characters, ok? Do with that information what you must.

So yeah, the characters are great. Lots of fun and usually on point.
The decor? Its just as fun but starting to get a little musty :/ I think they could use a major scrub down.

The food ................. is hit or miss.
Honestly, I've never been blown away by their food, but then again, its just typical American fare. I think their draw is the decor/characters.
I got a drink (magic stew, I think?) and it was ok. Very sugary, blah.

Best part? They have a totally rad cartoonist in the front :) He's awesome.
yep.