The bartender on Monday and Tuesday nights is pretty hot.
Oh wait, this has to be about the actual establishment...
Well okay let's see. It's your typical Irish pub atmosphere, on Monday nights they have a band playing so that's cool, and the bartender's butt looks faaannnttaaass...
Uhhhh -
Let me start this again.
You can order food and eat it at the bar, where the bartender will make you four 7&7s that will inevitably lead to your downfall and have no less than three groups of guys, age range 25 to 83, hit on you and try to get you to Dubai/their boat/let them kiss the spider bites you were complaining about earlier.
Great place to up your self esteem. Wear something revealing...or don't, they'll hit on you anyway. The pours are steep enough that you can forget all about how sad this should make you.
Tip your bartender with more than just your number, otherwise you look like an asshole. Maybe put it ON a $20?