Pinocchio's Restaurant

Stick to the pizza, and don't get too adventurous with it either. It's a great place for pizza and beer, and they deliver late. But everything we've tried on the food menu other than pizza has been disgusting. No hyperbole. Like throw it out after a bite gross. Will we keep eating there? YES. Will we keep drinking there? ABSOLUTELY. Are those things related? Hmmm.

New discoveries! Cheesesteak pizza!! Pulled Pork Pizza!!! Man if that ain't Philly I don't know what else is...Well I guess water ice pizza, but the logistics of that is just mind boggling.
Kid #1: Mommy... How does the ice stay on the pizza when its hot cheese?
Kid #2: Dummy, its because the ice is water ice so the water doesn't dry out right away!
Mother: No its because the beer garden that is owned by Pinocchio has magical aura which doesn't allow the ice to melt.
Father: BEER!!...hic!...I want mooorrre beeeer....hic!...Why do you close your eyes when we make LOVE?!...hic!

*This has been an re-enactment of the John L. family, please do not attempt on your own... for the love of god!*

Yes but Pinnochios is a great pizza joint, and still remains the best in the area with cheap beer, pizza, and a great atmosphere for everyone!

There is not much more to say about this place except I have never been to a place where I can have the best piece of pizza, the most delicious piece of pie, the tastiest plate of wings (cooked my very favorite way "15 mins" (even if it throws off the count;)) the most amazing beers from every brewery imaginable and of course the most friendly, inviting, enjoyable staff we have ever met! We are new to the area and the entire staff of Pinnochio's has not only welcomed us but has made is feel apart of their family! Thank you so much Ted, Dan, Jerry, Tim, Alex and the rest of the team!
Alissa & Nick :)