Rack M Up Billiard Club

Awful. Terrible. Embarassing.

The Place? Oh no. Rack-M-Up is great. I was referring to my pool game.

Ive been coming here for years and  RMU has always been consistantly great. Tables always clean, never too crowded, friendly staff.  They serve food but ive never dared eat it. They allow you to BYO (not just beer and liquor but anything edible you want to bring in) They have other distractions like a jukebox (they just updated it to a digital one) video games, and a few TVs. I believe they host both pool tournaments (duh!) and poker tournaments.

Ive never had a problem with any other patrons and most are often  willing to chat or laugh at my witty comments, so I feel bad saying this but I feel the need to point this out.  I find the "regulars" , who come in with their golfbag full of different sticks hiliarious. Cmon people! They have free sticks to use right there!  I keed! I keed! These are good people (and maybe im secretly jealous).

If you ever go with me, please discourage me from...
       - playing my stick like a guitar whenever a good song comes on
       - talking about peoples "balls"
       - staring at women who are bending to make a shot
       - continually suggesting to the owner that he should have sensors     put in all the pockets that will play a soundbite of a toilet flushing when someone sinks a ball.
       - eating one of their hotdogs

So...to sum up Rack-M-Up= good / my pool game =bad....or..at least thats what I want you to think Steve!   * coyly puts finger to side of mouth