Simon Sez Fast Foods

The food -
Excellent.  Nice variety, greasy Greek-style eats.  The tzatziki is flavorful, and the meats are well cooked.  One order of fries will provide enough for a family of four.  My kids are particularly fond of the milkshakes here, as well.

The location-
The place is pretty dirty.  The store has that vaguely-sticky quality of being mopped with dirty water.  The air inside is redolent with the very grease that makes the food so good.  The bathrooms are, sadly, pretty much unusable.

The service -
The real tripping point, in my opinion.  Filled to the brim with surly, moderately attractive teenage girls who act as if they are doing you a favor to take your order.  These ladies seem brusk and disinterested to the point that I had begun to think all of them were the resentful daughters of the owners.  Not so.  Just snarky, entitled Lake Central princesses who clearly would rather be anywhere else, doing anything else.  It is bad enough that I've avoided eating here for months at a time...which is a shame, because their chicken on a pita is some of the best junk food in the county.  

Overall - If someone else orders, you'll probably love the food.  If you're the one who has to brave the counter...avoid.

I hate to say this! but I was going to this place every weekend !! Then one weekend I had there Gyros which I had before but this time it got me sick!!! It was not there regular cook but the girls cooking! You will understand if you go there! well I was sick for two days!! and I will never ever go again! This food is good for the price but the pain will stay with you forever!

Awesome Chicago Style Hotdogs and Polish!!