Taco Bell

I eat at Taco Bell at least once a month and although alcohol is usually the catalyst, I wasn't drunk enough to not notice that my quesedilla wasn't heated (microwaved) enough.  I mean it was COLD in the center!  Had I noticed this while still in the parking lot, I would have said something, but I wasn't driving, nor did I want to have to make everyone turn around for food mistake.  What stinks is this experience makes me feel like I have to inspect my fast food before I leave a parking lot.  Maybe it's a sign to not eat this crap?

I find it funny that people can give fast food chains a poor rating. It's a goddamn Taco Bell, dawg! What do you expect? People getting paid minimum wage who love their job?  Your order to be 100% right? The food to taste like its made by a chef on the food network?

Ease it down a notch dude-man-bro's.

You can eat a gang of food for less than 10 bucks and have plenty of leftovers (unless you really have the munchies). The place is open late. It tastes great when you're drunk and/or high even though you know the quality of the food is terrible. You know exactly the risks you're taking when going there. They have 'baja blast' which is a delicious drink that you cannot find outside of a taco bell anywhere in the world.

Unless you went to a taco bell where the employees killed your family, kicked your dog into a busy highway, and set your home ablaze, there is no reason to give it one star.

Damn you Taco Bell. You know I really don;t need to eat you. No one really needs to eat you ever but you are so damn close to my place and I am so damn addicted. Giving you up is going to be as difficult as it was quitting crack. However if your drive-thru people continue to attempt to short change me, I am going  to have to get medieval on your asses! I was born at night but not last night