Thirteen Asian Tapas + Bar

A group of friends and I came in to redeem our Groupon for 4 people. First off, this place was EMPTY for a Friday night while the bar next door sounded like there was a party going on and I can see why...the manager/boss lady didn't give a much welcoming vibe. Instead, she talked to us in a nasty tone and just sounded like she didn't want to be there. We ordered our tapas and there was definitely NOT enough food for 4 people to share. 2 balls of potato with a tiny piece of cheese inside for $7?! I would've been furious if I had to pay full price for that. The food was also overly salty so if you want to raise your blood pressure, this food is right for you. When we got our bill, our bill came up to around $90 and we were only to pay 18% gratuity. I never felt like I wasted such money on such horrible food and mediocre drinks. The fine print also stated we would get 4 flights of martinis WITH 3 mini martinis. We asked about that and the manager told us it actually meant 4 martinis in MINI martini cups.... READ THE FINE PRINT, LADY! Key word = with.

Would I come back? Never.
Would I recommend this place? No.
Should you go to the bar next door instead? Yes.

Track that was spinning as we waited for our table. "I'm horny, horny, horny, horny"  For real, no bullshit.  You'd think it was a gay club and I kind of hoped it might be so we could ass up on some cheap booze.  However, it was not.  

It was an arduous ordeal.  Lackadaisical service at best.  The food.. well, couldn't wait.  Couple pricey drinks and then just bounced.

Over charging customers, $8 Bacardi & Cokes, $7  Heinekens... Really... Then steal a cell phone off a table and use it to call their family ?  Wow !  No wonder this place is always empty.  I highly suggest staying as far away from this place ad possible.  And if you decide to check it out, keep your cell phone secured, watch your tab or they will add drinks to it that you never ordered and if you get a bucket of beer dont take your eye off of it or they will steal beers back from you to resell.  If I could rate this place - 5stars I would...