Twisted Lizard

Ordered nachos & a chicken quesadilla. HORRIBLE. The few chips covered in 3 cups of cheese were soggy & useless by the time we say down. The "quesadilla" was soft, tasteless & greasy. You know my meal is bad when I have to supplement with nuggets from McDonalds...

Also? They don't sell water- bottled or tap- and when we asked, they told us to go somewhere else if we wanted it.

I'm a classy lady okay. But seriously when I'm EATING the food and feel the need to run to the nearest bathroom to kick down all the occupied doors, something is wrong. I hadn't even finished my meal and I was already getting the bubble guts. not good. not good at all. after my return, I look over at the guys working there and they're picking at eachothers arms with their food prep gloves on. I will never eat here again. no one should. I wouldnt even wish this on my worst enemy. and...the chips were terrible and the salsa was the worst watered down tomato mush EVER. oh boy. Makes me sick just writting this review.

hey horrible reviews....i actually loved this place! I had a chorizo burrito with extra cheese and no tomatoes. it was seriously messy but chorizo always is! since I paid for the extra cheese I wish there was more but whatever; not a huge deal.

here is my rant of the day: no, this is not "authentic mexican". there is no such thing as "authentic mexican" since I know a handful of people who have lived in mexico a majority of their lives (or still do) and they say there is barely "authentic" left anywhere! if you want "authentic mexican" it won't be fast food and it will not be at navy pier!