Valhalla Bar & Grill

QUICK SUMMARY: Comedians aren't funny and act like douchebags. Drinks were cheap, but watered down. Food tasted like it was out of the freezer section.

FULL SUMMARY: Came out on a Friday night to watch a Dr. Heckles comedy show. There were six comedians and the host. Five of the comedians were terrible. Three had to continually refer to their phone to remember what their next joke was going to be. Two were painfully uncomfortable on stage and you just felt bad for them as joke after joke sank faster than a cannon ball in the ocean. Dr. Heckles, the man behind the event, was a complete @$$hole who just talked about the Top 10 Ways To Be a Douche (my title).

We ordered some appetizers that were cold by the time they got to our table and tasted like they came out of a freezer bag. My rum and coke was bottom shelf rum that wasn't even a full shot and flat Coke. I couldn't even finish it.

Will not be returning. Not even a Groupon could get me back to that "comedy" show.

This place is legit  good place to drink beer and play pool

Got the Living Social deal. Used it tonight on the Heckles Comedy show deal. My first time there. Comedians? not great (sorry). The food? meh. We ordered Fish & Chips and spinach dip. The crinkle cut fries (probably from a bag) were the best part. Prices were okay.

But the service? horrible. And this is the reason I am writing this. The server needed more help. Didn't refill my date's coke. Couldn't come to the table to even take our order. The food took forever (but was hot at least). At the end of the 2.5 hour ordeal, I was overcharged by one drink and disputed the bill. Nicely, but they insisted I had a third drink. Then the owner and the server argued about where they took the drink that I supposedly ordered, and acted like I still had to pay for it. I had been standing there for a while, and at one point I just said, "Let's be honest, this night wasn't kinda horrible" But of course when I said that, the comedian on stage bombed a joke and the place was quiet. (sorry!!!) Still trying to be nice, I told the server, "nothing against you... (even though they were essentally calling me a liar) but couldn't finish: the server got emotional and told me "you've done enough!" and ran back to the kitchen. Bizarre, but I think he had just had enough and took it all out on me. It was funny and strange and I felt sorry for him all at the same time. But the "best" part was that I think the owner took my picture and said the cameras would show that I had 3 drinks. Yeah... nope. I didn't. At that point I wondered if I was being punked or something!

When we got out to the parking lot, another customer asked what happened. He said he'd been there before, had suspected he's been overcharged a few times and has heard this from others before. This guy said that because he had had a lot to drink he didn't feel sober enough to dispute. That was NOT the case for us. It sounds like this a typical thing for Valhalla.

I wouldn't go back. Ever. Besides the fact that I think I somehow got banned for disputing my bill. But if you go, watch your bill and don't drink too much!