daytime buffet review
Was speeding like a demon on 101 south to SJ last Monday and stopped here to get at some of that $15 BBQ buffet and scope some titties and concha around oh 1:25PM.
Due to my late arrival to the party, the meat looked to have been stewing in heatlamped grease water (a-la lindsay bluth) for quite some time; I ate only seven pieces. The meat consisted of skimpy ribs and some pretty decent drumsticks. They had beans. There was also a salad bar or something in one of those hinged metal food troughs that  I didn't see until I was leaving.
The girls were pretty hot, mostly natural looking 20somethings that refrained from going full nude unless one of the three other patrons was tipping.
Although it's known as a no-touching airdance joint, I did spy a dude copping a more than ample feel in one of the adjacent lapdance areas. I left at around 1:57PM to drop one at Lowes.
tl;dr
-late lunch quality/value inferior to SF Gold Club
-girls a bit hotter at Cheetah dayshift
like the environment here, fully nude club, and didn't provide alcoholic here. Girls are clean (no touching) and good looking. Not suggest to came here on weekday for all u can eat buffet, only 2 lady rotating on the stage. Private dance is a bit pricey too, $45 for one song, $70 for 2 songs. Overall, it's a chill place to hang out and relax with friends on the weekend.
Review Source:Had such a great time with Kiki I'm writing a Yelp review. Â That's how great it was. The dancers were all fantastic. Fully nude club, non-alcoholic, and open during lunch. Just perfect. Â Wish there were more places like Cheetahs. Â Let's get some NIN on the stereo and I'll never leave.
Review Source:We went here for a girls night out to do somethign different and fun glad we did!! It was a fun experience. The strippers were decent and awesome. Although this is primarily a men's entertainment club, it can be for girls night out.
We were treated with so much attention and respect. The manager made sure we felt safe and made sure we were comfortable. When we were leaving, he sent a security person to walk us to our cars.
I give 5 stars mainly for the service we recieved. I did not care too much about the interiors or the location.
Let me start by saying I had only ever been to one other strip club before this one. That experience had been just OK and mostly only fun because it was something new, however it was not great.
 But I must say that this place blew me away and I had an absolutely fantastic time!  I went with a large group of both men and women and we found that the ladies on stage loved to give us girls a lot of attention! Â
All of the girls were attractive and there was enough variety for anyone's taste. Â Some, of course, were better dancers than others, and not everyone did pole work, but it was still great to watch them all. Â It was several months ago that I went, so I don't remember most of the dancer's names. Â But I believe my favorites were Isis and Raine because they both truly put on a great show. Â Regardless of whether I found them attractive or not, I couldn't take my eyes off of them!
I also loved the setup of the stage being in the center, so that we could sit on all sides and still have a great view. Â Unfortunately since it is full nude, there is no alcohol, which is a bummer. Â But if you're going for the show, then in my opinion this is the place to go!
The club itself was hardly special, but within this otherwise drab and ordinary place, there were some gleaming jewels, and man are they worth a visit!
I am extra fond of this one bird, VeRRRonica is her name (and yes, you too will roll the "r" after you lay your eyes upon her!). Veronica doesn't just dance, oh no, she creates a visceral and enthralling experience, and everyone loves it!
The girl has sexual charisma powerful enough to fill the entire room, she knows it and she works it! She works it good...
Her looks enchantingly exotic, her style warm and inviting, she steps onto that stage and effortlessly sweeps you into a world of phantasy where nothing is taboo, no thing is off limits. Everyone grows still and silent: eyes agog, mouths agape, dropping the bills like puppets on a string, they are mesmerized as if a truly divine creature is before them!
Oh there are no doubts here, she is divine, if not by birth, than by her talent surely... And what benevolent Goddess she is too: teasing you tirelessly, offering herself fully for all to see, she does not hold back! She bewitches her audience and holds them captive with her every gesture, every smile, every gaze of her deep sultry eyes. Always, leaving them wanting more...
And she doesn't disappoint in private. She knows just the right way to move, the right words to whisper, the right time to reel you in and let you loose. She lets you feel in control, and then she takes over leaving you helpless. She drops you into abyss, and grasps you at the last moment. She makes you feel like she's yours, and breaks free before you can seize her. The woman is a born seductress, and you can't help but love her for it.
Do yourself a favor and make some time with Veronica in the private quarters, you will thank me later!
I had a few minutes with Sin, and BOY! Was I in heaven!
Last night was my first time at an all-nudey strip club. I have been to Sporty's in Sunnyvale, and The Gold Club in SF. (I like them both for what they are.)
Cheetah's was pretty cool. The dancers were friendly and quite lovely. My buddy and I saw Sin from across the room and were totally transfixed. We didn't see her dance on stage at all, but we did get a private dance! I totally fell in love with her. She is beautiful and very good at what she does. We were both reeling after the dance. =0)
The setup took a little getting used to because the stage is a rounded rectangle with stools all around. Being able to see so many peoples' reactions was entertaining in itself. Once you get into it though, you're only looking at the dancer!
I did like the two super-high poles, and pretty disco ball lighting on the fancy white curtains that filled the cathedral-style upper ceiling space.
I am defintely going back.
p.s. We paid $20 each to get in (Thursday night), and paid $70 for the two of us to get an amazing private dance. I also met the manager and he was very kind (as a woman it's important to me that the clubs I patronize be run by good people--no one likes an a**hole club owner, no matter where it is!)
Second time ever at a strip club and it was ok. Â The girls were hot. Â One particular girl was beautiful I forgot her name. Â Went there on a Saturday night with my husband and another couple. Â Not that many people, didn't like how they only had one stage and one dancer at a time kinda lame. Â It was pretty pricey to get in $20 bucks per person! Probably wont be going back anytime soon since I rather check out other places too.
Review Source:I went with my boyfriend and three other guys to celebrate one of their much needed divorces. We all figured this was the best bet to get him back in the game-and have him remember why being single can be fun!
As a woman, it was a smaller and more intimate than I imagined, but not bad at all. Most of my girlfriends didn't want to go or felt like they would be super self-conscious but while I was there there were always at least two or three other women along with groups of men as well. If you're not insecure about yourself, you'll be fine, and it will be fun to watch the girls dance. It should be noted that the men I went with were always very careful of making sure I wasn't left alone- and they all have security training, so if you have horrible male friends who will abandon you then maybe re-think. The only thing to worry about is the other patrons.
Serenity by far was the nicest girl. She came up and approached me and started up a conversation and had all the subtle body language and verb-age. My boyfriend likes to say that stripping is a 'customer service' and 'sales' profession and from that angle she by far was the best. Really nice. She certainly put me at ease, knew who to focus on, introduced us to how things work. If I ever go back I'll certainly be searching her out to give introductions to any newcomers.
All the other reviews talk ceaselessly about Ivy to no end- and I don't get it. She's tall and blonde and reminiscent of Holly from The Girls Next Door but nothing that blew me away. I did see her helping someone who looked lost at the bar but that's about it.
The one who really impressed me and made it fun (and made all the men in my group, including my boyfriend, go wild and fall in love) was Avery. Most of the girls didn't dance- they writhed on the floor. But Avery got on the poll and climbed and moved and dropped and had a whole epic, well thought out and choreographed routine. Like- I couldn't take my eyes off her because it was actually hot AND entertaining. Later I got to talk to her because one of my guys got a dance from her and she was really nice- upfront, not at all fake.
Serenity had the misfortune of following Avery (who was kind of unfollowable- if that's even a word) but she also worked the poll and was very, very good. Those two girls get five stars in my book- but the smallness of it- and the general standoffish-ness of the other girls makes it a four.
Pros:
Probably the hottest girls of any bay area strip club. I was really impressed. Especially by Jasmine and Ivy X. Â Dime Pieces. I also like the size and set up of this place, nice and large.
Cons:
No Touching? I'm so used to San Francisco, Vegas and LA where I can grope and touch. I brushed the leg of one of the dancers during a lap dance and was warned that there is no touching. LOL Are you serious? I can't even touch your ankle? Lame as hell. I won't be returning because I can't have fun if I can't smack your ass when you're bent over in my face.
I like Cheetahs since back when it was Kit Kat. $20 gets you in, and theres not much pressure for private dances, and theres no drink requiments. I go once in a while to see who's new and who's still around. Last week, I went with a buddy and i must say Serenity put on the best show. She actually used the poles for a sensual acrobatic performance. Envy has a baby doll face, cute.. but she'll probably come around to you the first time you show her the cash.. don't bother putting more up for her since she'll just come grab the money and go away without a show. And if your are a female, or there is a female in your group she gets extra attention. All in all, time well spent, i'll probably be back but won't be spending extra money on the same performer twice, Envy kinda ruined it for the rest of them.
Review Source:Great place. There are always beautiful girls in the line-up.
They are expensive. Cover is $20, a single dance is $45, a two-song dance is $70. No touching. To be honest, it often isn't worth the money in comparison to just hanging out on the stage and tipping (I was told by one of the dancers that they're not charged for stage time, so I don't feel _too_ guilty about recommending you avoid the dances, provided you tip generously...). For my part, I usually do get a dance or two while I'm here, when one of my favorite dancers is working.
No alcohol is served (illegal for full-nude clubs in California), and their selection of other drinks is limited to coffee (no decaf, which is a shame at night), non-alchy beers, and some juices (can't remember if they have soda, haven't ordered it here).
They do offer some sort of free lunch during the daytime. I have not partaken, so I won't comment on it.
Giving this average-ish rating because there are definitely better deals out there, if you're not limited to this area - it's not a place you'd necessarily go out of your way for. However, I love the place because it's really the best there is if you're living in Sunnyvale or Santa Clara. I haven't been to the Pink Poodle, but I didn't like some of the reviews I was seeing there, so I doubt I'll ever check it out, which means there's pretty much this, or Sporty's Bikini Bar (which is much friendlier on the wallet, and serves alcohol, but of course isn't a nude bar - I spend more time there than here since discovering it, due to the better price and the opportunity to drink).
Last night this is what I hear, "I want to go to the strip club!", my wife says.
So naturally I took her. I wasn't too embarrassed at bringing my wife to a place like this, she appreciates a hot woman just as much as I do.
We waited awhile to see all the girls that were there. I told her that there was one particular girl that I wanted her to see, ENVY. Man is she damn hot. And you know what, my wife thought the same thing. So much so, that she wanted a private dance from her. I got us a both a dance, I couldn't be left out and let her have all the fun. Granted, Envy didn't pay much attention to me as she did my wife, but that was fine with me. Seeing how much my wife was enjoying the dance, made it even more HOT.
And another private dance from Envy and few conversations later, my wife was hooked on her. How hot is that? Pretty damn hot I think. Envy got my wife hooked, got me hooked, and made a good night for my wife and I. Thank you to Envy for that!
This was the best experience I've had at gentlemen's club.
Really I give it 3.5 stars. The girls are hot for sure, but I was surprised how many times they just walked by me and my girlfriend (friend who is a girl). She had never been to a club before, so I took her here.
$20 is a lot for a cover, but it's worth it because all the girls are really good looking.
My minuses come from girls ignoring my $5 bills. I came here for some entertainment and was completely ignored when $10 was down in front of me!!! Bull crap.
But for those hotties who did pay attention, they were AWESOME! Especially the ones who did the tricks on the poles!
And that's the other minus. Only 2-4 girls actually did ANYTHING on the pole. I'm here for entertainment!
I want to come back and try the free lunch sometime. :)
This place is awesome. Basically if you go at night they have a different flavor of girl for every taste. The tall blond that looks like she could model, the Asian girl that looks like Kiana Tom, the rocker girl, the hott brunette that you wish lived next door to you, the chick with bangin curves, the cute skinny college girl, and so on and so on.
Yes, the lighting could be better, and the place could be a bit bigger as it does get crowded, but it sure beats driving all the way to SF if you just want a quick night out.
The lunch buffet is kinda greasy but who cares, you'll be there for the women, not high end gourmet food.
The girls were hot but the dancing wasn't anything I haven't seen. I guess I've just been to too many Spearmint Rhinos which I love because it's fun for girls too.
Cover charge was way much $20. One dance started at $40. For a couples dance it was a minimum of two songs at $75. WHAT?! thats like 6 minutes for a mediocre girl. Â And i think its kind of creepy that they do not have private rooms for the dances. Its just a ton of couches with a bouncer in the front.
Price and ambience was what made it a no-go for me!
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If you are looking to have some "sexy time" groping and touching the dancers, this is probably not a good place for you. Because it's a non touch place, you find many college girl-next-door here. They are good looking and down to earth.
There is this insanely hot brunette, I can't remember her name, but I bought my coworker a lap dance from her and he was like "I can't believe girls that hot exist..."
The patrons are pretty good here, mostly folks working for tech company around the area. I used to work at Plug and Play so I recognized some of the folks from there.
Overall, it's a chill place to hang out and relax. If you are looking for a raunchier time, check out the clubs on Broadway.
GHETTO. CLUB.
I knew something was wrong the minute I got in the parking lot. Â NO LIGHTS...we're not talking dim lights, I mean zero lights...the lot was so pitch black you could actually hit a parked car if not paying attention. Â It gets worse. After paying the $20 cover, inside wasn't much better: a dimly red lit room with an oval dance pit area. Â The dancers I saw were below average....borderline at best. Â AVOID THIS ONE AT ALL COSTS.
Even though there is no private dance. However, I like the cozy feeling and there are more girls than customers, that's what I like. My no.1 strip club is always Little Darling in Vegas. Cheetah is a good place to chill.
Lastly, I love the girl called Envy so much. She's super duper beautiful.
I came here on my birthday a couple months ago. I showed the bouncer my ID and I got into the place for free. YES!!
The place was kinda small compared to the one I got into in Chicago last year. As you enter the door the stage is right there and the private rooms are behind this area. It is Fairly small.
They have chicks that come one after another that were really HOT and i couldn't help but give my generous donations to the beautiful women. In fact while I was there they had a special guest, a playboy playmate! I must say it was awesome. I gave more tips than anyone... But then again, I always do.
Yes, I was at this strip club. Yes, I actually enjoyed it.
Okay, so I was here for a friend's bday. He's a nice guy but I think as a homie, I gotta make sure he remembers what coochie looks like before he gets too old and forgets. What are friends for?!
Alright, the door man is kind of rude-ish. Word to the wise: just do what they say, ask and be nice to them or else you won't get in. I felt that it was unnecessary for him to be mean but hey, you work as a door man for a strip club, did I expect much more? Nope.
Upon entering the club, the stage is dead center and they have seats all around it. There's two poles and it has tons of strip club lighting. To my surprise, it was PACKED. I'm not talking crowded, I'm talking packed. There was only standing room. To me, that only said one thing: this place is crackin'!
As a girl, strippers have everything I have except I'm not flashing it to a bunch of strangers and spanking my ass for a dollar. Now, the girls in this place are actually of quality. Visually, they're shapely, decent and fit for the most part. They're nice not aggressive. My favorite was Veronica, the "Asian Goddess"... She was hot, sultry, and had a quite nice body. I'm a little jealous... Well a lot of jealous but hey, she was racking up the money so I ain't mad at that. I wonder which car in the lot is hers: Beemer, Benz or Bently? At one point, she went ALL the way up the pole and I screamed "someone pay the girl!!!" - I love it when girls go all the way up the pole and come all the way down.
Then there's another gal there who has a pretty sizable tat on the side/tummy that looks like mine. I had to do a double take. I stopped her when she was walking around and we had a good laugh about it. I felt the girls in this place are definitely friendly and approachable. Even tho I wasn't stopping them for a private dance, they didn't ignore me (which is a plus!)
I think I had more fun then I'd like to admit. Paying $20 for a pseudo-club that has no liquor, no touching or no cell phone use inside is quite steep but even more surprised that I would enjoy myself at this place. I work/live down the street and might come here for lunch one of these days. I heard from other reviews that they have a decent lunch... and can't beat the entertainment. ;)
P.s. I gave +1 star for one of the cutesy strippers who came right up to me and said "you're really cute!"
Have you ever walked into an establishment and it smelled like old wood and gave you a feeling of . . . I feel like I'm in a saloon from the western days. Â Well, if you haven't, stop by Cheetahs and you'll know what I'm referring to. Â
Sure the strip clubs in the South Bay shouldn't be compared to the clubs in San Francisco, Seattle, Vancouver or Vegas, but for the amount of money Cheetahs make, they should at least update their venue. Â They have two main stages. Â Usually only one is open but they open the second one on a busy night. Â There is a bar (no alcohol) and the private dances are not very private. Â The "private dances" are done in two areas of the club and seems like there is a machine (above your head) in which you put your money in. Â It's almost like a small vending machine. Â When the dance is over, the light turns off. Â It's very odd. Â It's so odd that I've never got a private dance since I don't want to experience how tacky it is. Â Yes, it's thaaaaaat bad. Â
Anyways, the talent is ok so you shouldn't expect much. Â The stage and venue is rundown. Â When you tip, they tell you that you need to put the dollar on a steel bar that goes around the whole stage. Â It's almost perplexing. Â I guess they do not want any guys to "make it rain." Â Â Would I go there again? Â Sure! Â Only if it was the resort and if I'm too drunk to make any wise decisions.
Spent a few hours at Cheetahs for my 30th birthday. It was, as expected, your standard full nude strip club.
Cover was $20, but I got in free for my birthday. We knew this was going to be a full nude (non-alcohol) strip club, so we spent a few hours getting buzzed down the way at Sporty's before we showed up to Cheetahs.
The club was clean, the people were nice and the girls were beautiful. There was (IMO) some really top-notch girls here. My wife and I got a private dance from one girl for $35/song (NO TOUCHING)
I don't have much to say, good or bad. But I give Cheetahs my approval. If you're gonna go to a full nude, might as well go to this one.
I am not really a big fan of strip clubs, but I respect what the girls do. Â There is a big market for female nudity, and people are willing to pay good money to obtain that. Â The girls are good at what they do, which is getting money out of the patrons. Â I have heard so many stories of friends saying things like, "That chick was so into me, did you see how she was talking to me and all over me?" Â or something like, "Yeah I paid for the lap dance, but she totally was into me and maybe we're gonna get married later or at least I'll get a handy." Â
I don't have anything against the idea of a strip club, how someone chooses to piss their money away is their prerogative. Â Just don't be so dense that you actually think the girl "wants" you or anything like that. Â She's just dong what she does in order to get the most money out of you. Â Idiots.
I had a good time though when I went one late Saturday night. Â I don't know if maybe I just got a poor sampling of the ladies working, but they were all either pretty flat-chested, or had really bad boob jobs. Â And bad boob job, like where there's weird pulling of the skin around the sideboob and it looks like a sack hanging off the chest. Â I guess you really do get what you pay for. Â If I were to get a boob job, I think I'd really rethink the $2k pricetag and say, "Hmm, I wonder WHY it's only $2k..." Â Sorry, but if I am going to go to a strip club, I expect to see some nice tits. Â Maybe someday I'll return and see if I just went on the wrong night.
Gotta love this place, girls are really pretty, nice to talk to, and freakin sexy! Â I personally don't mind the rule about no alcohol, specially since I rather keep my memories and vision intact for this place. Â Yea the girls walk around and try to get you to do a private dance, price wise it is a bit up there, but I would definitely have to say the place is clean, good music, and staff are awesome. Â
I went in one late night after a few people told me about this place, crowd was barely there, chatted it up with a few girls while watching the show, liked what I saw, decided to come back again the next day. Â
My favorites are Tegan who is one of the sweetest girls with a damn sexy ass, Heidi
the girls on the stage here at least work for their tips compared to the other clubs i've been to. They're getting three stars for the main stage dancing at least. They really work the poles here. (that's what she said). The poles here are at least 20 ft high, and there was one girl that got all the way up there, very cirque de so lei stuff haha. also the stage is way too big for one dancer. if you're at one end of the stage, you might not even see anything from a girl. So the best seat to grab is in the middle of the stage for sure.
for the private dances, they kinda suck, they is no physical contact whatsoever.
we were only here for a few minutes, but the girls i saw here were pretty hot.
I might come back, if i'm in the area, but it's rare. and i might just go to sporty's instead, that place always seems fun everytime i go.
Wow...that was fun! "Cheetah's" was my very first strip club, and I am sooo pleased with the experience I had there.
Let me break it down for you. 3 of my guy friends and I were feeling good and we had some extra cash, we decided what the hell! lets go to a strip club! It was honestly 100% a spontanious decision. After a quick search here on Yelp, we discovered that the club was only 5 minutes from our hotel. An hour later we arrived to Cheetahs. Cover charge on that Saturday Night was $20 (which we all felt was well spent).
Once inside there are some gorgeous girls working there. I liked what I saw. Once your inside there is no puchase neccasary, you can just kick back relax and watch the girls on stage OR you can sit down around the stage and pull out some $ dollar bills for some special attention from the dancer. I found it to be very fair. Of course the girls will come up to you and ask you if you would like a private dance which usually run for about $40 and up (no contact). We didnt get any private dances, but we still had a great time. One of the girls was on an Industrial vibe, she danced to Combichrist and Nine Inch Nails...which made ME very pleased.
This club is FULL NUDE, and they mean it. I went in there just expecting to be teased, but instead they really do put on a show. No alcohol is served due to California law, which was a bummer but understandable. The place was clean, classy and affordable.
I may not be an expert on strip clubs, but my friends and I had a hell of a time at Cheetahs. A great spot to go with some friends and have a good time. We'll definetly be returning soon. My advice to you: if your having a rough day, hit up Cheetah's and put a smile on your face!
Went here recently and was pretty impressed with it overall.
Girls range from okay to really hot, depending on your preference. I want to say that there's something for everyone but I was only there about an hour since we got there close to closing time. Very pretty girls that are not pushy about demanding a lap dance from you, and are friendly to talk to as well.
The cover charge is relatively cheap for a Saturday night, something I put on it being in Sunnyvale, but was nice nonetheless.
The club was poppin on a Saturday night, so full there weren't really any open seats when we walked in, and we came pretty close to closing time. People complain about no alcohol but most fully nude clubs don't serve any for obvious reasons...they should go to topless clubs for the alchy.
As for the lap dance, they get nude right away, but it's no contact, so you can't touch. The girls come close to grinding, but don't do it per say, so I must say that was a little disappointing considering the cost of a lap dance. Some girls are more stingy than others, and will charge you the "booth fee", though the girls talked to didn't.
This club also closes pretty early for a strip club, at 2AM. That was kind of a bummer because we were planning on staying at the other place longer when we had to rush over before they closed. Again, this is something I attribute to it being in Sunnyvale, since the town pretty much shuts down at midnight.
Overall I had a great time and good memories.
This was my first full-nude strip club. No alcohol, which SUCKS (I would have stayed a lot longer if we could have ordered pitchers) but other than that, it was a good enough time. What I like is the girls actually act like people. They would come and sit down and have a conversation, not the bullshit they pull at City Lights in Fresno: "WANNA LAPDANZ?! NO?! CMON BUY A DAMN LAPDANCE PLEEZ! OH FUCK YOU THEN, ON TO THE NEXT SUCKA!!!" I told them up front I wasn't interested, and they continued to sit and flirt until it was their turn on stage, pressure-free.
So minus 1 star due to no alcohol (which I realize is state law, but it does bring down the strip-club experience quite a bit by being sober) and the other star? No diversity. 5 or 6 white girls, 2 asian, nothing else. They need to trade in (and/or retire) some of their white girls for some latinas, Â mixed girls or something.
My friend got a lapdance for $35, and didn't get a hand (or anything else) laid on him. No touching at all. Hell, even at City Lights in Fresno the girls will at least wrap their arms around you AT THE STAGE. Not that I care, but what's the $35 for? To see the girl about a foot closer than you can at the stage?
IDK how this compares to other full-nude bars (or even other San Jose area strip clubs) but I feel that there's better out there.
This was my first all nude club. Definitely not as popping on a sunday night. I actually prefer just topless clubs instead of totally nude. They didn't let me put bills in their bra or thongs. I wanna do that! The girls here are all pretty tall and there was only like 1 Asian girl. The girls will ask each person near the stage if you want private lapdance. When they see you put bills on stage, they will dance in front of you a bit and take or move the bills with their body or hands.
I hate the rule that they never serve alcohol when its all nude. I don't get why they don't serve alcohol! I need boozee! Way too soberr to be at a strip club even though I did drink a head of time. They do however, serve non-alcoholic beer. WTH?! What is that?
Out of all the strip clubs I've been to, I could honestly say that Cheetahs has some of the prettiest girls.
I came here on a Saturday night with my BF after a horrible house party. The house party was supposed to have strippers but when they came the police were there so they ended up leaving. Both of us were excited for the strippers so we were pretty bummed when they ended up leaving. Since I promised my BF a lap dance I decided that I would take him to Cheetahs.
This place is really small, well the stage at least but they have a whole section on the other side for lap dances. Also because of the California State Law they do not serve alcohol since it's a completely nude bar. When the bartender or the guy behind the counter (since he doesn't serve alcohol) said I couldn't have my jack and coke I felt like crying.
Anyways overall the place was nice. The girls were hot. But if you're thinking about stopping by Cheetahs to get a lap dance be prepared to spend $40 for one song! And don't expect the girl to grind on you because she'll barely touch you.
I visited this establishment for a nice Friday lunch. Â I wanted to rate it 3.5 stars, but I rounded up because, hey, boobs. Â Obviously, I didn't go for the food (which, BTW, is what you'd expect - just kinda meh - although, the potato salad was oddly intriguing as I'm pretty sure it had cottage cheese in it...to which I thought "well, better it be in the potato salad than on the dancers' thighs"). Â I'm getting off topic (not that I had a specific topic to begin with...other than 'boobs'). Â I've always liked Kit K....er...Cheetah's (if only because it outclassed any places in this area - that said, it doesn't hold a candle to many of the strip clubs in SF - not that I visit a lot of strip clubs - I'm gonna stop talking).
Food = 2.5 stars
'Food' = 4 stars, especially Mindy. Â She was nice.
Not a bad way to spend lunch for a 'balla on a budget'.
Despite the implication that the name change brings, this place is still owned by the same guys.
The mgmt. is the same, girls the same, prices the same. Pretty much everything is the same save some new lights, a couple of new dancers, and a new name.
There are some really hot girls here, some average girls too. It is a different experience than going into San Francisco, but not necessarily worse. If you have been to the Kit Kat, it is mostly unchanged. If you have never been and you live in the South Bay then check it out on a Friday/Sat evening. If you are not local then you have never heard of it and you are not reading this review.
Overall it has my recommendations. It isn't perfect, but no SC is.
Pretty decent for a fun night out. Little expensive cover charge (depending on the night, 15-20), but like I said, worth it for a fun night out. DO NOT BUY A LAP DANCE (unless youre a cute girl haha). It's 45 for a song and a half, and 60/65 for 2 and a half songs. And you don't get anything more than you get just watching at the stage: no touching (unless they like you..aka youre a cute girl) and nothing particularly private (side room with no doors and no curtains, just little booths). Just spend the 20 to get in, sit at the surrounding tables until you see a girl you like (Olivia, shout out to you, GOOD LORD, I'm in love), swoop in on a couple seats around the stage and then make it rain.
P.S. : Raine is probably the best dancer, shout out to you too girl.
-17 year old with a GREAT fake. :]
After the remodel this place feels alot more welcoming! They've got white silk drapes on the ceiling and the poles actually reach all the way to the top (plus for the knowledgable acrobat! Haha) The girls here are CORRECT in the face, and really clean looking. I love it! The best bunch of beautiful females I have ever seen... on a Monday afternoon even! I went here for lunch with a few man friends and they had a blast! What's a lunch with great chicken, ribs and whoo haaa! (Gotta say that like a cow boy folks.. Whoo haaa!) Of course, I wanted to sit at one of the tables and watch from a far ... I've got my own whoo haa to look at lol! I definitely enjoyed the company around me.
Great suggestion to have lunch for a change in scenery =)
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