Hott 22

"yea, honey, Imma go bowling with the fellas over on rt 22"

That's the excuse all mah homies give their chicken heads right before we hit this spot up...pants, swollen with dirty ca$h.

You can't even tell this is a jiggly, with some bootleg bowling alley right next door.

$20 cover. BYOB. Bring Ya Own Barrel of beer...they supply the ice, buckets for the beer...and the nut-bustin entertainment.

Lap diggities were $20...AND the lovely Russian/Columbian "dancers" grind on your pelvis in the dark back area.

...and they lay down a little towel on ya leg so you don't get a female skidmark on ya thigh.

Now that's class.

Luckily I went commando with only spandex shorts on. I always get mah money's worth ;)

After reading two reviews I was curious to check this place out.  My GPS did not recognize the address instead it suggested and address two blocks away.  I called the club and they said there's a billboard of a huge bowling pin in front of it as it is next to a bowling place.  That was a big help.
I went on a Saturday night, it was 20 bucks a person, and they were very strict with checking Id's and the security staff were pretty cool and respectful. I went inside around 10 pm t wasn't that packed.  The stage was in the middle with three poles, and the stage was T shaped.
The dancers were full nude. And they were beautiful and had no attitude, like the one at Wiggles on Queens Blvd, Queens, NY. Since I don't drink water , the water was 4 bucks and it was the one from Costco called Kirkland. At first it was one dancer on the stage, than at 10:30 there were two dancers, and close to 11 PM there were Four dancers on the stage. They also had a massage lady there giving massage for 20 bucks, boy did she have an iron grip, she pressed my shoulders and I screamed, all my friends were laughing at me.  Its not a bad place.  The service was nice, the staff was nice and so were the dancers.  Four stars for the service. The stage was a little dark so you could see the dancers that well unless you were close lol.

Giving Hott 22 a four-star review does not mean that Hott 22 is a four-star strip joint. Hey, it's a BYOB club in the middle of nowhere Jersey! You don't come to Hott 22 expecting glitz and glamour. But for what it is, Hott 22 is definitely a good time.

I visited with 10 other guys for a Saturday night bachelor party. We stopped by the liquor store a few doors down to buy beer, but you should note that the store closes at 10 p.m. Also, there's no hard liquor allowed in the club.

The bachelor and I (event coordinator) got in for free, while the rest of our group each had to cough up the standard $20 cover charge. The "bartender" will give you buckets of ice for your beer and plenty of singles for the ladies.

But let me get to what you really what to hear about -- the entertainment. There was a definite mix on the night I was in attendance, though nobody was shockingly horrible enough to make me wish she'd fall off the stage and suffer a spinal cord injury. There are quite a few South Americans and Eastern Europeans and most of them are nice but not overly pushy on trying to sell you lap dances. Of course some ladies were hotter than others, but all in all I'd say I was pleasantly surprised.

Lap dances run $20 each, and a few dollars tip on top of that is a nice gesture though not required. And for $100 my buddies and I all chipped in to get the bachelor up on stage where he was victimized by three girls for two songs. He enjoyed it and we enjoyed watching it. There's also a VIP room, which runs $200 and gets you half an hour with the girl of your choice. What happens in there? You'll have to find out for yourself...