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    Very Exclusive Spot Contact This Vip Host For Table Service Only 516-884-4155

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    Place was lame. Do they check id's at this place? I literally saw some 16 year olds at this place.

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    Super weird experience here. We came here after a disappointing experience at LIV, and we were at first relieved that the place was chill and primed for a good time. Then weird stuff happened like we were "invited" to a table and then informed that the table had been kicked out in favor of a new party that was arriving so we had to leave. Except they weren't being kicked out. They just wanted us to leave. Ok this happened once in Vegas at Body English and it pissed me off to no end. What happens is that a table host will try to corral a group of chicks to a table, lying that the table was theirs when in fact it was occupied by a group of lame-ass dudes who cannot hit on chicks by themselves. Then, if you are unwilling to whore yourself out to these dudes for drinks, they have their host kick you out. LISTEN, I don't appreciate being lied to by your table hosts okay? We don't need to whore ourselves out to get drinks. And I certainly don't appreciate being treated like unwanted guests at a table we DIDN'T WANT TO BE AT ANYWAY. So a big f-you to places like this. Treat your women with more respect.

    Tip to chicks - go to Mansion. They'll treat you right.

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    Not the best club in Miami, but I still had fun.

    Normally, I am not the clubbing type (I prefer bars), but a friend of mine really wanted to go clubbing on a Saturday night on Miami Beach so we decided to try Mynt. We arrived at 11:45pm, and the club didn't open till Midnight. I guess we weren't cool enough to know that it doesn't open till later. We went next door to Rokbar to have a drink as we waited for the club to open. Once Midnight hit, we went next door and were let right in. Since we were there early there weren't many people there. By 12:30am the place started to get busy. The main room upstairs plays house music, and a smaller room downstairs plays hip hop/current radio hits. My friends and I were over the obscenely loud house music, so we went downstairs to check out the hip hop room when it opened at 1:30am and stayed there the rest of the night. The room was empty compared to upstairs but we enjoyed it more since we were able to sit down and actually move around and dance. We finally left around 4am and the room upstairs was crazy busy. I guess people in Miami don't sleep because I couldn't believe how busy it was.

    Overall, the club was nothing special. Did I have fun? Yes, mostly due to the company I was with. Would I go again? Probably not, unless someone I know really wanted to go. The drinks are extremely overpriced and it gets busy a bit too late for me. I think I'll stick to a bar next time I want to go out on a Saturday night.

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    So the wait out front was a little annoying, but what can you expect? I went with a friend, her fiance & my boyfriend.  They were immediately going to let us in, but stopped when they realized we were with 2 guys as well.  Maybe 5 minutes later, they walked us in - which was nice considering they weren't letting in too many men (typical).

    Inside is nice.  The place is long and narrow with the bar lining the entire wall.  They could've used a little more dance room, as thy tried to pack in as many tables as possible.

    The music was good but it didn't floor me.

    I would go back if I was in Miami, but not my first choice.

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    I had a fun time because of the company that I was with and besides we had a table that boasted magnum of Veuve Clicquot... that always helps, right?

    The service for our table was excellent as our dedicated waitress was on the ball and the fresh strawberries, mixers, and Fiji water were always at our disposal. The private table area was a bit cramped but I'm not complaining.

    My real issue was that everything from the music to the ambiance just seemed a bit "dated" and I don't mean in a nifty retro kind of way either..  the deejay was just not bringin' the heat or the hits for that matter.

    We left after a couple of hours but some of our group checked out a "Hip Hop" area in another part of the club apparently...

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    This place was really fun! The basement offers a more chill scene from the crazyness is the main room. They had crazy gogo dancers and a ton of people but it made for a very fun night.

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    This is place is fun, cool, good looking people, get there before 1 and no trouble getting in (with a girl, or two)..drink prices are absolutely ridiculous ($16 for a Glenlivet PLUS $2 FOR THE ICE!! REALLY? THE ICE??)..Gorgeous bartenders can not mix a drink to save their lives, strictly pours and shots here...but they are gorgeous..Music IS loud, but you can hear it everywhere, which you can't do at LIV unless you spring for a table

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    I wish I could give this place 0 stars.

    Went to this place last night for my birthday..
    Rude door guy. Wouldn't let in my friend that had a valid ID and everything. The only thing the door guy didn't like was that he was gay. When I asked him why my friend was not let in, he replied "he tried to grab my ---"

    Excuse me!? I was standing right there! Totally NOT true.

    This place is homophobic, rude and over priced. Dont spend another dollar in this establishment !

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    This is the worst club in south beach, hands down. The door guys are very very very snobby and the sound system is absolute garbage. It's way too loud inside this tiny night club. The sound is distorted and crackles terribly. For all the money that they profit, you would think they could at least afford a state of the art sound system. On top of all this, drinks are way too pricey but I guess I wouldn't matter if the atmosphere was cool and fun. Do not waste your time or dignity by going to this place I hope it burns to the ground.

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    This place was FUN!
    The type of house music isn't really my scene, but the dj was pretty good on a Saturday night and I enjoyed myself.
    We had a table and our waitress was incredibly nice and we also had this guy who took care of refilling the juices and cups and he was very attentive.
    They also gave out these light up sticks with Mynt's logo on it which was pretty awesome.
    If you go downstairs, they play hip hop music but the area is smaller and at the time it wasn't filled with people.
    There was a bar that was easier to get drinks from.
    I enjoyed my time here!

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    This was the worst club in South Beach that we went to on Friday June 1...was there from California with 10 guys for a bachelor party.  So we already knew, with the amonut of guys we had there was no way we can get in the club with regular entry, so we reserved a VIP table for $2000...we get to Mynt around 11 pm and its DEAD. so we killed some time..come back around 12 am, get to the front and were denied entry for no reason! After confirming all day with the host, we get there and were told we have no tables reserved and they have no idea what host we were talkng about because nobody of that name worked there. But if we wanted a table, it would now be $3500. That spoiled our mood and we left for a better place. So even if your dressed really good and have table reservations, don't be so sure until you get in. This place is shady as heck. WILL NEVER GO THERE!

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    Did not have a good time trying to get into mynt (two guys, two girls decked out in designer clothes) trying to get in. We spent the evening at Liv and come 3:00AM we decided to venture elsewhere, big mistake. We met our friends at Mynt who had a huge table. We arrived, and one person in our party could not get in because she didn't have an ID. This was a woman over 30 years old who was not allowed to come in (even after her husband stated to the doorman that she was the mother of his two children and from Russia so they don't carry around passports with them). She even spoke to police about letting her in. Nonetheless, they would not let her in. A little weird as she was let into the FB! Weird that a huge hotel would let her in and not some dinky 100-person club. This was after they let in a bunch of random people who looked like they rolled out of dumpster. They also did not look a day over 12. No problem, they used their fake id's to get in and yet my friend who was CLEARLY of age, was not let in. Our friends promptly closed their tabs and we ended up drinking the night away at their house.

    Also - don't trust every woman wearing Christian Loubotin heels with a Chanel bag. Our friends decided to take a few girls that they meant at Mynt to their house party and we found out there that they were hookers, figures. We told them to leave after they started demanding money. What a night.

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    Awful Awful Awful...we were just trying to get in and the "guy at the door" called us (ugh I hate saying this word) fagg**ts and a lot of other words. I WILL NEVER EVER COME TO THIS PLACE AND I WILL TELL EVERYONE I KNOW TO NEVER COME HERE. Seriously, it was two ladies and two guys. And he just spewed this ugliness out of his mouth. I honestly don't even know why he said this. We have A LOT of money and just wanted to find a spot to hang out. HORRIBLE!! DON'T GO HERE! So prejudice!!

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    Uggghhhh!!! This has to be the LOUDEST and most obnoxious club in all of MIami Beach!!! The music was so loud I couldn't even hear myself think and my ears were aching, plus there were all these people that looked like they were in a trance dancing. Not my scene at all.

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    First time I came here, the bouncer didn't let me in because he said my California ID had green eyes and when he flash lighted my face, they were blue. He claimed that was not me and that I could not enter. What a douche!

    The second time was for NYE and I had to take my passport. Paid about $200 and came here with a big group. This place is sick! It's very small and full of tables. It's not that bad if you don't have a table, because the bar is very big and there is space to party. I have to say the bouncers inside are so nice and chill.

    Mynt is very trendy, colorful, and the ladies who work here are HOT! Berenice served me drinks and she was the shit! Everyone here was pretty attractive and having a good time. Since its small, you will meet a lot of people. It starts to get full at 1, 2am and you will most likely dance until 5am. Started double fisting, then triple, oh man was I bananas. I wish I remember half my night, but we were all out of it.

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    We rolled in pretty early so it was very chill initially then someone flipped the crazy switch and this place got nutsssss (or we became intoxicated...eitherway)!  I mean amazing music, beautiful people, seizure inducing lights and napkins being thrown in the air literally every 15 mins lol.  You have to be there to appreciate it...think makeshift confetti but more flammable.

    If you want to have a great time get a table or know someone with one..You will have 52x times more fun!  Also, when you leave you may feel like you came back from war. My hearing was impaired for a few days after partying at Mynt.

    Sick Sick place.

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    This place is the epitome of South Beach late night partying. Pretty people, guys spending ridiculous amounts of money on champagne, good music. You wanted trendy/upscale partying? You got it.

    It's good Thursdays and Saturdays. And you'll spot some celebrities every now and then. I met Derek Hough here... and saw Dennis Rodman once.

    If you are eco-friendly.. DO NOT go here. You'll become instantly enraged when you see people with boxes of napkins... to throw up in the air.

    If you don't like smoking... DO NOT go here. You can smoke here.

    If you don't like crowded places, DO NOT go here. It gets VERY crowded. At around 2am you can no longer walk, move or dance.

    Drinks are about $15. Girls get in free... that's if you're good-looking. Guys pay 30.

    I have to admit I enjoy this place... but if you're the no-bullshit, let's chill-out type, this is not for you.

    P.S. Guys, the gogo dancers are HOT and wear almost nothing. You'll love them.

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    Pretty amazing/awesome that after so many years, this place is still going strong - decent crowd, hot go-go girls and waitresses, good special effects. My favorite feature is a separate area where they play hip-hop which rarely gets packed and opens up around 1:30am, so you can dance to house/top 40 in the main room and then switch to the other.

    The door is doable for such clubs compared to NYC, arrive with a girl by the opening at midnight and you shouldn't be hassled (cover is $30 for a guy). If you don't have a table, there is usually a dance space around a podium for go-go dancers. As unfortunate downside of clubs in Miami, you would have to watch out for lit cigarettes not ruining your and your date clothes.

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    If you ever have the urge to throw piles and piles of napkins in the air for no apparent reason other than you are drunk and it seems like a great, festive idea...well, then Mynt is the place for you.  

    Bonus, if you get a table, they may even give you a case of napkins.  Like 5,000 of them.  And with enough Goose, you'll blow through them all.  Not speaking from experience or anything...

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    So we were actually looking to go to Rokbar which was next door when we saw that it was closed and stayed that way for the entirety of my trip. We headed over to Mynt where ladies had no cover.

    The drinks made up for it. Grey Goose and Redbull - $18.00 for a tiny cocktail. Yeah, um... I'm not drunk enough to pay those prices, but did.

    The DJ was great when he was on deck, but when he took his break and put his ipod to work - the music was blah. There wasn't that many people dancing, so we took to the floor.

    Fun for a awhile, until the drunken bridal party started falling all over the place. It's kind of funny to watch silly chicks, but not that funny when they start spilling near you. Those aren't cheap drinks ladies....

    In the end we left because it was kinda lame, this chick rolled her eyes at me when I asked to get closer to the bar to order a drink. Wait, I'll save my money for the next place.... Late.

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    Small. This review is for a Friday night.

    The room is long but not wide so walking space is limited when packed. Most people dance on the seats. The Go-Go dancers here are smokin' hot! Blondie had a painted on corsette and danced on the bar for couple songs. People here were blah. It's all techno/house music. Lots of lights and glow in the dark necklaces everywhere. Saw a couple tables for bottle service.

    NO COVER which was cool but DRINKS ARE EXPENSIVE AND GRATUITY INCLUDED?! Our gf ordered a round vodka cran $15; coronas $9 and shots $13-$15. She ordered 6 drinks which came out of $90! They added gratuity because she paid with her credit card. So Beware. Bartender was a bit cocky and arrogant but that's not too unusual I guess.

    Cool space to bar hop but too small to spend your entire night there in my opinion. Luckily there's a spot next door that plays all hip hop new and old school. So if you don't like tech/electronic/house go next door. No cover there either.

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    My experience at Mynt is a rare one. My hub and myself were with the acts that performed at Mr. Zago's birthday party, so we had VIP the whole night. Bob Jones and staff took care of us so well. I honestly can't remember most of that night, but I do remember having the time of my life.

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    I absolutely love Mynting! This club is a sure thing! You go through the doors and it's like an explosion of energy straight to the spine! I'm getting psyched just writing about it!

    This is the beautiful people meets alchohol induced freedom meets the one club you wish you could get in to if you can't.

    Boys, don't go alone. Get some arm candy. Girls, flaunt what your mama gave ya if you don't know the bouncers and want to get in. Get there early. It gets crowded at around 1-1:30am.

    Drinks are pricey and can be weak, again if you don't know the staff.

    Great house music all the time and they often have live performances!

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    I had a good time at Mynt. I saw Mya performe and I saw Randy Jackson. It was WMC week so the bouncers were really hard on people. One of them kind of shoved me when I asked him a question.

    I have these two celeb friends called The Blonds, they are designers in NY and if you google them you can see all of their amazing designs that all artists are wearing now such as Rihanna, Fergie, madonna, Lady Gaga, Adam Lambert. Katy Perry etc.

    Anyhow, they didnt care who was who at the door they were only letting ppl they knew inside. They were so rude to The Blonds which was a really bad publicity for them..  Miami attracts a lot of tourism, but most people who get throug the door are locals.

    Drinks were $16 way too much so I was completely sober bc I only got two drinks..
    that kinda sucks but oh well. I still had a good time :)

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    Hmmm, how does one explain Mynt?  Let's see....

    1/2 cup South Beach
    1 1/4 cups Hair Gel
    3 tsp Helium Balloons
    Dash of Essence of Arrogence
    1 quart Jersey Shore
    2 cups Scott Disick
    1 heaping handful of regret
    Stir, cook at 450 degrees for eight hours. Serve cold, like revenge.

    Delish?  No thank you.

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    I'm not ashamed to say this and I'm gonna say it loud and proud: MYNT IS MY HAPPY PLACE!

    I know some people will disagree with me and I understand where they are coming from but personally, nothing puts me in a better mood than those first 5 minutes of stepping inside: the scent in the air, the infectious ENERGY, the sounds, the sights...I feel like it's a sin to be unhappy here! So leave the negative energy and your worries at the door. Just appreciate the music and the beautiful people because everything is there for you to enjoy!

    Side note: It's not that difficult to get in. Just dress nicely, have a positive attitude, be respectful and voila`: you're in!

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    I'll stick with keeping mint in my Mojitos from now on.

    Going with the cool "mynt" theme I was chilly (in a bad way) they had the A/C blasting- it was freezing and I think they were trying to infuse the air with a fresh minty spray, but to me it smelled like chewed spearmint gum and cigarettes. Hmm, not too fresh.

    Once you get in it looks spacious, but in a half hour they pack in like sardines, so you get a lot of pushing and shoving, which, for a woman it sucks-I guess the guys don't mind because they try to cop a feel and you can't tell whodunit--Ugh, no thanks.

    To me the sparkly floor and black lights reminded me of going to Laser tag as a kid...just a big mess, like a new year's party that didn't get cleaned up.

    Service is great at the bar though. Our bartender made us a good strong drink and friendly too (add 2 Stars here)

    So I came here for the Batucada Carnaval Event....Brazilian Dancers showed up for about 5 minutes. In the VIP tables were the typical d-bags trying hard to look "cool" and the desperate chicks doing whatever they could to snag a drink from them. I found this amusing and that pretty much allowed for time to pass.

    I don't like feeling like a squished piece of spearmint gum and cigs- If there were more space to move around, or less people in your face, I would come back. Until then, I'm keeping mint for my garnish.

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    This place is re-tarded and made me feel like I was at some nightclub made up completely of the cast of  the "Jersey Shore" show.

    I didn't see all the hot girls people are talking about, and all the guys were incredibly greasy (not that I'm looking since I'm taken, but one notices these things...).  The music was also sub-par. I think they may have been playing house from 1991.  Even if it had been good and I had wanted to dance, I couldn't have because the setup was so ridiculous - tables in the middle and on the sides, not really anywhere to let loose.  We got right in and literally turned around and walked right back out.
    The only good thing was it was free, because I would have been pissed had they made me pay to get in.
    I'm glad that people seem to like this place and have a good time here.  It makes me happy that people have such varying tastes, otherwise it would be an incredibly boring world.

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    I went here on a Saturday night about 1am or so. Who knows exactly what time, after dancing for the previous two hours. The pain of being in brand new heels was cutting off circulation to my brain.

    Basically house music, crowded,  and filled with beautiful women. I was starting to feel ugly here, which is no good for my ego. It's definitely fun, a little too crowded for my taste, there were times where you basically couldn't move. The crowdedness of the place went up and down throughout the rest of the night.
    As far as ambience, think of flashing bright lights, go go dancers and napkins being thrown in the air. If that's your cup of tea, then definitely go. I had fun and it was great music, but not sure if it would be a place I would frequent too often, maybe on a less popular night.

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    I've got to give this place one star -- I couldn't even get inside!

    I went on a Saturday night, and apparently they open at 12.  We got there about 12:30 and there were roughly 15 people in line.  No big, right?  Wrong.

    My friend and I waited outside for 45 minutes -- we saw group after group come up and get right in after calling over to the bouncer, but I didn't see a single person who was waiting in line ever get in.  If the line moves, and I'm just stuck outside behind it, then fine. But NOBODY (not girls, not guys, nobody) from the line ever got inside while I was there.  IMO, that sucks.

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    Amazing yet extremely exclusive.  It's nonstop action.  Just a pretty cool crowd that didn't seem overly douchy and was just out for a good time.  However.... when I visited here we got a table with bottle service that cost a minimum of....... $2500.  

    Thats right.  It was a Sat night during WMC, so I guess it may be one of the priciest nights of the year.

    Considering I was on vacation, I wasn't so concerned with the bill.  (One person was picking up the majority share.)

    But, the night was awesome.  I will certainly go back when back in town.  As long as I'm not paying the brunt of the bill.

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    This is a great South Beach club that has been around for a while.  I've had so many great times there.  They're almost always are loaded with the hottest chicks on the beach.  From Thursdays until Saturdays are always a safe bet to go and see what South Beach is all about.  If there's one place to bring an out of town friend to show them this is the spot.  It's very decadent and fun.

    The door guys are firm but fair when it comes to getting in.  Some nights they will let you right in with no wait or drama but please make sure to get there early on big nights because they get overwhelmed and will even be rude to the usuals that are there every week.  Just don't give them a hard time and you should be cool if you wait a minute.

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    I write this review with apprehension for two reasons:

    1) Based on recent reviews, it would appear as though I had a unique experience which may not be replicated unless you go with a regular.

    2) I don't want to ruin the best part of the club by telling everyone about it (but that's what Yelp is all about, right?).

    With that aside, I can honestly say I had a very fun time at Mynt. I know they recently changed ownership/management (<a href="/redir?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clublandmiami.com&s=817a00bcbcd42c707507b022ee89c7fd89147eec9fd8fd5fb0e78c1e4ac5b554" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.clublandmiami…</a>), but without having been before, I can't specify how things are different. The music was super fun, the crowd was gorgeous and the drinks were appropriate for South Beach. The best part though is actually the small room in the back. I was surprised how there weren't more people in the second room (after battling the crowd to get there), but can only assume it was a matter of personal preference...

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    I'm not sure why, but I've gone to Mynt several times over the past month.  Every time I go, I'm disappointed.  I get in and it's always the same.  Insanely loud House music and even IF you like the music, there is nowhere to dance except on top of the booth if you are at a table. (and don't think I have a problem dancing on tables or booths, it can def be fun, but a dance floor is good now and again, esp if you are dancing WITH someone.)  

    Oh yeah, a few weeks ago we were inside for about 2 minutes before I got yelled at by Dennis Rodman's girlfriend. WTF!  I'm guessing she was partaking in a little extra party time... if you know what I'm talking about.
     Anyway, not my place, I'd rather be next door dancing at RokBar    

    : )

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    I liked it.  Went a couple of times.  Good gender balance - not a sausage fest.  Lots of international folks and upscale patrons.  Crowded but not disgustingly packed and beautiful women inside.  Pretty sparse decor, just black and photos of Gisele all over the place.  Restrooms needed improvement.  If anything, good for people-watching, like much of South Beach.  Nobody spilled drinks on me and there were no sweaty bodies rubbing up against me and grossing me out.  I remember having fun, but not much else... I do remember that it was THE spot to be whenever I was there and people were DYING to get in (this was a while ago).  And nothing happened to piss me off, which is pretty rare.

    Like many "exclusive" hot spots, Mynt was all hype and little substance - it's all about the clientele and how hard it is to get in.  If you're a single guy on a Friday or Saturday night, don't count on getting in without some hot chicks with you and a $50 bribe for the bouncer.

    I personally wish they'd work on the decor.  It really wouldn't take much to spruce up the place...

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    Models and bottles, baby. Joanna Krupa and Co. were flaunting their fine Eastern European cheekbones the night we partied here.  I don't think I've ever seen so many models under one roof in my life outside of Soho!

    The scene is dark yet many of the glamazons leave their sunglasses on (naturally). Overcrowding makes for uncomfortable quarters (have you ever had a supermodel poke you with a sharp elbow? OUCH!) unless you drop a couple of paychecks on bottle service.  Definitely THE place to be seen in South Beach.  I was ready for something much more low-key after a couple of hours here, but it's a cross-it-off-your-list for sure.

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    Mynt is what Chicago's Moda Club dreams of being. It's about fashion, good music, plasma monitors showing short clips of club-glam-energy. The crowd is CHIC...VERY CHIC. The women all beautiful, but I would NOT bet a shiny nickel they were all over 21.  

    The energy is good, with women & girls (for those under 21) not hesitating to dance on the catwalk along the walls. Lighting is very dim, and Techno/House is blasting through a premium sound system. CAUTIONARY NOTE: If you're sensitive to excessively loud music in enclosed spaces, this might be too much for you.

    There is a hidden VIP room to the left of the DJ booth. We split our time evenly between the two areas. The lighting in VIP is brighter than that of the main area, and the space is much more intimate, and music not quite as loud. Possible Excitement Note: THEY BE STARS IN VIP!  

    Oh..and this club is "COOL"....literally. They have it well air-conditioned so you never get hot and sweaty. This is GOOD!  

    Cover was $20, total, for my friend Diem, my gf, and me. (I'm assuming the girls got in free and the $20 applied to me)

    Drink prices: I wouldn't know. Did comp'd bottle service courtesy of a promoter friend. This also means I cannot speak to bartender service

    PROS:
    All in all a good place to chill and have a good time in Miami. Great decor, music, and crowd. All very CHIC.

    CONS: The VIP room is a bit "snug", some of the "women"  (girls) are possibly in jail-bait territory...(Check IDs fellas..seriously..because I can assure you...the doormen HAVE NOT).  0.5 star deduction.

    Recommendation: Fridays and Saturdays seem to be the best nights.   Guys, expect to pay cover ranging from $10-20..try to negotiate with the bouncers...they are flexible if you are decently dressed..so as long as you're not with a whole GANG Of guys.. Ladies, if you don't mind using your charms, smile at the bouncers and you'll likely get in free.

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    Aug 16th, the brothers do south beach.

    It's a beautiful warm night, we get escorted to a pizza parlor -- we're supposed to order a mushroom, sausage, and anchovy pie (that's the secret password to sneak into the club). Just kidding...

    Actually, we went in the front door and gave the door guy Oliver our cc and id for our table.

    So the night begins. We order our bubbles and wait as it was 11:30 and no one was at the club just yet. The crowd seemed almost 18 and over from what I could make of it. We made friends with some girls and had about 8 girls around our table at the peak... Not bad for the bros in Miami, I liked my odds.

    Then things got odd... After we turned down the waitress for a 3rd bottle, the waitress cleared our table and re-sold the table to another group. WTF. That's fucking lame, I've never seen that in my life.

    Once you have no table you realize that this place is just a pack-them-in and milk them for money place. Also, if you care about your ears DO NOT forget to get ear plugs. My ears hurt the entire day after, why must the club make it that loud?

    Between kicking us out of the table and packing the place in for your safety and killing my ears, I give them 2 stars.

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    Just spent my first-ever week in South Beach and found Mynt to be my favorite of all the hot spots we visited. (FYI, because the clubs vary from night to night, we were there Thursday and Friday, and never arrived before 2a.)

    Mynt's dance-floor-less layout is intimate but never got overcrowded. The seamless wall projections give it a lot of energy without cheezy club lighting. The music was an excellent club mix -- no ridiculous AC/DC remixes -- and there's a smaller second room at the back that's a little quieter and plays more hip hop. Drinks are ridiculously overpriced but that's true everywhere in SB. The wait outside is irritating, though the $20 per guy cover charge isn't the worst I've seen. The young crowd is ultra-hot.

    Oh, and there's a decent pizza and falafel place next door for sustenance when the club closes at 5a. The Argentinian girl who works the counter is cute.

    If you're going to drop a few hundred for a night out in Miami Beach, this is probably your best bet (at least on the nights we went).

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