O'Malley's Liquor Kitchen

If I could give this place zero stars, or negative stars, I would do that.

Worst. Bar. Ever.

And judging by a lot of the reviews I see on here, I'm not the first one to think so. Which makes you wonder...do businesses with horrible yelp reviews know that yelp exists? Do they look? I wish I had. But when you're heading to another same 'ol same 'ol Irish pub, you don't assume you need to check it out on yelp. How bad could it be?

I don't have enough Xanax to write out the whole story about our night here. But the basic gist was HORRIBLE service. Not like an ignorant "wow I'm bad at this and I don't realize it because I am trying" kind of bad service...but more like "I'm wearing this low cut tight tank top so that guys will tip me but I don't actually have to do anything to deserve it."

We were ignored by a NUMBER of waitresses for 1 hour and 45 minutes on a THURSDAY night. I understand perhaps on a packed weekend, you might have to wait a few min. But almost 2 hours to get someone to take a food order? Please. I went to 7-11 and got some pretzels instead.

I have vowed to never step foot in this place again. At least so long as it is O'Malley's - but at the rate they are going, that shouldn't be long. There are plenty of mediocre bars in Wrigleyville you can go to - don't bother going to this one.

Stumbled into this place shortly after the 7th inning.  We went in with no expectations and ended up having a blast. BEST BLOODY MARY! There is bacon in it. It had the appropriate amount of kick in it without burning my mouth. Also blue cheese stuffed olives. And bacon. Crispy bacon.

Imagine our disappointment when our server said they were not serving anymore as they prepared to get ready for the post game rush. Luckily, one of the managers granted our wish and made us one more round. I am not sure if any other bloody mary will ever compare.

We did not eat. Just drank. And there was some dancing. Okay. A lot of dancing. And there was a catwalk in the middle of the room. Did I mention we were there between 3-7pm? Thanks to the dark curtains near the front door you would never know it was so early. Super fun post game stop for an (early) evening of randomness.

I cut myself on a sharp edge of the seat of my chair. I didn't bleed a lot, but the cut is deep and still hurts.  When we had more people arrived in our group, we moved to a center makeshift table that is made out of strange wood and metal, and I scratched myself on a sharp edge at that table, but not a cut.  The servers are very rude. They gave us dirty looks everything we asked for something. They took 40 min. to take a food order. And, I am so, so upset now that I ate there since I read someone's entry about a rat.
(The pop doesn't have a single bubble in it. It tasted like diet rite mixed with sugar and sewer water).