John Barleycorn

Fun if you're drunk enough
Aside from the forced $3 coat check to even get upstairs...

Good music, fun atmosphere, and young vibe. It's a huge place - if you don't like the d-bags next to you, MOVE. Drinks and crowd are typical Wrigleyville. Good place to go dance if you're with a good crowd. Don't go here trying to meet people, because the place is filled with sketchy guys.

Good for:

Breakfast
Brunch
Lunch
Dinner
Late Night
Dessert
Nothing

:EDIT: Yelp won't let me put boxes and check marks into my review. There should be empty boxes next to everything except "Nothing," which should have a checked box. So I'll make it a bit more obvious:

Don't come here.

Enormous dance floor.  My friends and I referred to it as "the dance factory" before we figured out its name.  Downstairs is chill, but upstairs looks like that scene from the matrix.  You go here when its late.