Paris Cafe

Here's a basic rundown of all you need to know prior to visiting the den of debauchery, a haven for the viewers of butt crack, also know as "Paris Cafe."

1. Polish Karaoke
2. Abercrombie & Fitch
3. Hair Gel
4. Underage vaginae
5. Terrible martinis and even more terrible, the service

A place where young men go to dream, and older men go to prison.

Umm me and my girls walked in.....20 mins later we walked right out! It was nice inside but since we didnt have guys the female bartendars weren't really paying attention to us at all!  Plus the old creepy men wouldnt leave us alone ( he was almost sleeping on the counter ).  Maybe we went on a wrong night but I dont think I'm gonna go back!

horrible service!