The Perfect Pita

Letter P:

This is my favorite lunch spot near my work!  It's funny because the first time I tried it, I was searching for pizza on Yelp, and this was one of the best in the area.  I tried their pizza, and it was better than average pizza although nothing exceptional.  Apparently, the reason it came up on the pizza search was that it used to be a pizza place, but I realized it was a now a pita place!  I definitely wanted to go back to try one of the pitas.

About two weeks later, I went back a second time and got a pita.  It was incredible!  I never went back to getting a pizza.  I now normally get the Gyro.  Sometimes I get the Steak & Chicken or Steak & Cheese.  You cannot go wrong here no matter what you get.  If you are a hummus fan, which I'm not, Nicole from work says she loves their hummus, and it is her favorite restaurant as well.  I've been with a lot of people from work, and everyone I've talked to at least likes this place if not loves it.

A lot of times I make my pita a combo for $2.49 more with chips & a drink.  They have a good variety of bottled drinks including sodas, Nantucket Nectar, Arizona Ice Teas, Gold Peak Sweet Tea, and much more.  I also like the Route 11 potato chips.  Often, I won't eat the chips with the meal but will save it for a day I bring my more mediocre lunch.

The food is good, but sometimes it takes them forever to deliver the food

5 stars for having one of the best falafel pita sandwiches that i have ever tasted.

- 3 stars for being so hard to find [it's wedged in between auto shops and granite countertop suppliers in an industrial park wasteland]

4 stars for making some mighty fine homemade yogurt with the options of plain, honey, strawberries, or for the totally crazy - honey & strawberries!!

- 4 stars for having no chairs or tables to sit at while eating or simply waiting for your order.

2.5 stars for the rest of the sandwiches that they serve here.

- 3.75 stars for not serving me a side of fresh fruit in my combo meal, especially considering that the sign expressly stated that the combo meal comes with a choice of either a bag of chips or one piece of fresh fruit. TOTAL liars!!!! the chips weren't bad though.

4.25 stars for baking their own bread right on the premises.

-3.075 stars for making such a mediocre garden salad.

1.925 stars for selling a variety of Honest Teas.

-3.85 stars for selling plastic bags for their carry out orders and not recycling the plastic bottles.

3.9999989 stars for the cheese pizza

- .9999919 stars for the attitude that the kid gives me when i make my order at the check out.

.99993 stars for being open in Springfield, VA.

- 1.0000000009 stars for not being open on the weekend.

.0000000009 stars for me just being generous for the sake of being generous.  

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random odds about this place:

odds of you ever eating at this place - 1 in 125

odds of you enjoying your meal from here - 1 in 3

odds of this place ending up on ateo's list of suspicious illegal hirings - 1 in 1

odds of ateo being correct in his accusations - 1 in not a chance in hell

odds of ateo being an illegal alien himself - 1 in 5

odds of you ever finding this place if you are ever in Springfield, VA - 1 in 500

odds of you eating a :::truly::: perfect pita from this establishment - 1 in 1,903,895,247.8924

odds of you liking the taste of your pita creation - 1 in 3

odds that you have actually calculated all the math involved in this review - 1 in 11,111

odds that you have read this review up to this point - 1 in chump.