Skokie House

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  For the longest time I've been successful in avoiding this little hometown bar.  The usual crowd are locals, older white males, ages 50+, the kind of people that would enter a bar with just an old school budweiser sign out front.  It never gets busy, except St. Patricks Day when it goes over capacity.  
  I got invited to see these DJ's perform, DJ E-DUB and DJ Big King.  The first spun hip hop, mostly the best of popular tracks and the second did dance, trance, pop mix.  Both were good, but, I enjoyed the hip hop portion alot more, wished he would've done a longer set.  
  The bar is dated and weathered.  The carpet could use some change or they could rip it out and go all wood.  It's causes you to think of a dirty hooker type motel.  Men's room looked way better than I expected, except for the foul odor of urine washed floors.  Can we get some urinal cakes for the toilet please?! Save that funk for outdoors.
  Free darts(real board), quarter machine on the pool table and an internet jukebox.  Another example of misjudgment on the size due to what the exterior looks like.  Three entrances which makes it easy for you to get to the parking lot or run out back to have a smoke.  
  Mixed drinks were strong, I had Maker's on the rocks (in a short glass) with a dash of Sprite. $4.25.  Awesome.  So strong people could smell it on your breath.  Ahh, refreshing.  24 oz PBR's for $2.  $3 Miller bottles, so ice cold there was a bit of beer slush that came out with the first sip!
  I'd expected a sausage party, was excited to see a few cute ladies in this dumpy place and a few tattooed Gilf's, I wouldn't go near, but some of these younger guys went after.  On this night most of these people were NW area peoples, 20s-30s, I can guess most were following the DJ's.  A few token, old Willie Nelson looking type's minus the loud obnoxious motorcycle.  Smart guys, were drinking heavy and cabbed it home.  Pretty good time, except its not like this always, I assume it was busier than norm because of these two DJ's.  And the climax of the evening, got flashed by the same girl twice.  Well, not me myself, the second time was for review, Q: Do they look nice?  yep.

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  Posted on 09.14.08 Jacob J.

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  I had to change my rating.  I can't believe no one else has reviewed this place yet. I get messages from people all the time about my last review.  So here is the update. The crazy bartender no longer works there.  The bartenders there now are great!  I go here a lot these days and always have a good time.  In fact I was there last night. Sometimes they even have DJ's (actually just two DJ EDUB and DJ BIG KING)  come in and throw big parties.   The pool is no longer free but the darts are still free. The place is still a terrible hole-in -the -wall but it's become my-hole-in-the-wall.
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  Posted on 08.13.08 Agile R.

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