Thirsty Turtle

I LOVE THIS PLACE! Yes, I'm aware I gave it 1 star. If you're looking for an absolute disaster of a night and underage crowds this is the place for you. I go about 2 times a year which is more than enough.

Thirsty turtle is a good time for me.
However, it's because i live in westchester & It's a pretty cheap place.
Good music, tons of dancing. I always leave happy.
they have alot of drink specials that are always posted on there website & there facebook page.
They have 3 bars, open bar packages, bottle service, etc.

I don't think if i was older i would come here though because it is a bunch of 20-30 year olds just about.

I'll try my best to be fair and consider all parties who would be interested in reading about a bar in the midst of Westchester... if you are

A) A guido/guidette, of any size, shape, or disposition
B) Younger than 21 but want to go to a bar/club where you feel like an adult and can do so without getting served watered-down drinks
C) a resident of White Plains/ Scarsdale/ Eastchester/ Tuckahoe/Mamaroneck/Larchmont or greater Westchester who is bored one night
D) in the mood to hear every cheesy, cliched 80's and 90's song ever played during last call at a bar  ....

then The Thirsty Turtle is here for you.

True, I myself frequented this establishment in my younger days. And admittedly (depressingly), I even went in my mid-20's. Each time I would promise it would be the last ... only to find myself bored yet again the following weekend and following my friends to Mamaroneck Ave for the inevitable bar crawl that would ensue: Karova Milk Bar, Thirsty Turtle, Blackbear Saloon ... they're all the same! Really nice bouncers and bartenders (I myself worked at three of those establishments in my heyday) but so much more potential elsewhere.

The Thirsty Turtle will always serve as a fond memory of younger days when I didn't have the cash flow, inclination, or motivation, to travel into Manhattan every weekend. Now that I live in Manhattan, (and don't go clubbing at all) it's not such a problem anymore. But I suspect if you happen upon the Turtle one night, you'll no doubt still see some of those late 20- early 30-somethings, still trying to hold on to the glory days ... kind of like high school for college grads - or maybe that's pushing it.