I was staying at the Roosevelt this Saturday night. Â We had a private event here with about 80 people (most of them staying at the hotel). Â There are restrooms next to the elevator for the hotel and close to the line for Beechers.
A guy standing with the bouncers for Beechers started screaming at me about attempting to use this restroom. Â I didn't realize at the time the line was even for Beechers nor did I give this guy any attitude. Â All I did was walk up and say "is it ok to use the restroom right there?" and he just started aggressively screaming in my face about it and repeating over and over whatever it was he was screaming.
I just don't understand why you would choose to be a dick for no reason.
WOW What a night!!! If you want something different, lots to see and a great hype and energetic atmosphere Beachers is definitely a place you want to go!
I had toooo much fun on Wednesday...literally one of the best nights of my life. I had the pleasure of spending this night with some very close friends who i had a blast with! So this place really is a MADHOUSE! LOL When you first get downstairs you approach large doors that look like a huge book case area from a library (very cool) and then your walked in by the host and you enter the Madhouse! YAYYYYYY!
We saw some hilarious characters this night...The 7 ft tall woman with the pasties on her boobs, Elmo, cookie monster, big bird, the old guy in the tight black shorts pacing back and forth (lol) a panda bear, little midgets, the person in the shinny glitter costume (see my photos) just all sorts of people. We loved it! All the characters were extremely friendly, sociable and funny. They walked around to all the bottle service tables for photos, dancing and greetings. Our table was tucked in a nice spacious corner and our bottle was set up and ready to go. The DJ was spinning some great music. He played a variety of hip hop, pop and top 40 jams.
The funniest part of the night was when he played "I believe i can fly" and the little umpa lumpa came from the back dropping bottles off at the different tables. I loved it! It was too cute. I also noticed how often the bottle service host and bar backs came by to replenish the water, ice bucket, mixers and pick up the empty glasses at the tables. I loved that, it showed that they were on top of their game and demonstrated great service in my opinion. (I hate when you go to places and they just walk right pass the table and don't pick up the empty glasses or ask if there is anything else you may need. ) Anywho, I can go on and on about this night, it was amazing! You can clearly see the smiles on my face in the photos. (lol)
A special thank you to Ms. Jessica the VIP host for making this night for me and my guests so special and fab! Your the best Jess!
This place is an absolute joke. Â They are SCUM! Â Went here with a huge group on New Years and every part of the experience was classless. Â When making arrangements to purchase a table, their staff was condescending and stuck up. Â
Then, once the night at the overrated club was over, the staff couldn't figure out how to return our credit card to us. Â Usually, I'd understand this... it's new years and things are crazy. Â However, they gave our credit card to a stranger who decided to go on a shopping spree in Hollywood, getting themselves a limo and a nice dinner. Â At this point you must be thinking, "well, you can't blame the club for a scummy person." Â But, unfortunately for us, that's not where it ended. Â
We then get a huge charge from Beecher's that doesn't seem to add up. Â So when we request an accounting of it, we're told that the bottles were actually $100 more expensive, gratuity was actually 23%, and we put $600 of gratuity on top of the 23%. Â Funny thing was that our contract before this horrible evening started stated very clearly that the bottles were to be $100 cheaper and gratuity was to be 20%. Â And, if you forgot, they gave our credit card to a thief, and yet they claim someone signed the bill and added $600 of an additional tip...
Calling them to settle this matter was a real treat... rude people that accused us of lying and being drunk and not remembering what we did. Â This culminated in speaking with Mr. Beacher himself, who yelled, screamed, and used profanity, including inappropriate ethnic slurs against us. Â Keeping our cool, and asking Mr. Beacher, the scumbag, for our allegedly signed receipt, he backed down and said we won. Â I wonder why? Â Maybe because there was no signed receipt and you and your staff are a bunch of thieves. Â Yeah, real victory, we paid what we were supposed to pay, and had to deal with low class, disrespectful people to do it. Â Â
If you want to support SCUM, go ahead and frequent this establishment.
If you're planning a special event (birthday, bachelorette party, bachelor party, etc), LOOK ELSEWHERE. I used to frequent this place and after several awful experiences, this past weekend will be my last. I planned a girlfriend's birthday at the Madhouse. There were 9 of us girls, all between the ages of 24 and 35: a few attorneys, a doctor, and some creatives. The reason I add this is because a) we didn't plan to drink for "free" like most girls in Hollywood. We paid for our table. B) a lot of Hollywood clubs will GIVE bottles to hot chicks for free via promoters or event hostesses. We weren't even expecting this, and in fact booked the table a week in advance, to ensure a great Birthday party for my friend. Anyway, we paid almost a thousand for our table, and got put in the side area beside the photo booth with a 24" round table and some chairs, and NO View of the stage. If you have never been the this place (which, a lot of my girls hadn't) then you don't know that the stage is where the Madhouse has a few quirky, bizarre, 1- 5 minute skits or shows. Upon getting placed in the corner of the room at a janky table (which- usually is a free table as I've been to beachers many times and the table is usually set up right there for any passer-by- to sit) with not even enough chairs for all of my girls, I complained. I complained to Jason(?) Blond douchey manager in the front, who told me I was "lucky to even get a table tonight since we are so busy! Our tables are going for 5k. Do you want to spend? If not, good luck!" Funny thing about that: we were staying at the Roosevelt and just a few hours prior to this confrontation, we rec'd a letter on the hotel room door saying "tables available for Beacher's madhouse tonight starting at $250. Pricing goes up from there $250, $500, $750, $1000". Now, I booked more than a week in advance, and according to this brochure claiming they still had tables available, you'd think we would have a decent table. Oh no- we had the worst seat in the house, and not even enough chairs for all of us. It wasn't your traditional "table" at beachers- with plush velvet bench and place to dance and sit. Nope- none of that. Just a small 24" round card table, with janky chairs off the side if the stage. After complaining to my host, and the manager it was clear they didn't care to resolve the situation. To top it all off, our waitress didn't even bring us any mixers. We asked for some OJ, some sprite, and some cranberry. She said "sure!" And never came back. After an hour, we asked another waiter passing by--- to get our waitress, so we could have some mixers. Nothing. We asked again. Our waitress said "Sorry! i have a lot of tables and it's my first night. Be right back. She never came." Finally we borrowed some mixers from a neighboring table because they felt sorry for us. The birthday girl was embarrassed that this was her table, and I by far was even more embarrassed that I booked it, and got this kind of treatment. At the end of the night, after discussing or concerns to the manager, he tried to have security escort me out, and he told me that I should "Get used to it. If people pay $5k for tables, we don't care about a $1k table. " I told him if he escorted me out the table wouldn't get closed out, so then he changed his tune. Moral of the story: if you plan on spending money at beachers, know that a) you better spend whatever the management DECIDES for that night is the lucky number, or else you won't get service (who knows what that number might be. sometimes Beachers is dead, and ive been told by close sources to Jeff Beacher that the place is almost Bankrupt) and b)don't expect any independent hot chicks to be there who don't want to just mooch off your table. I doubt any of my friends will ever step foot in that place again, and this is not the first I've heard of this from my other girlfriends who went and bought a table. Booooo. And I used to be a frequent supporter. Never again Beacher, never again. It was a ruined birthday for my girlfriend, and I'll never take that chance again.
Review Source:I'm shocked that this place has so little and such poor reviews! I had a blast! Of course it is hard to get into Beacher's and of course it is expensive. Come on people!
So you walk through the bookcase entrance (a little tacky but I dug it), down a hall, and are immediately greeted by people in weird costumes, giant furry pandas and midgets. Awesome. It's a smaller venue, the set up is a small stage in front, stadium seating, about 5 rows for table service. To the left of the stage is a bar called The Midget Bar where every kind of liquor is displayed in the mini "midget" bottles. Very clever. I laughed.
The show is awesome. Animals dancing all over the place, midgets literally FLYING across room, harnessed to the ceiling. One of the midgets came up to our group and struck up a conversation. Nice guy!
The DJs were pretty good. Top 40 and lots of dance music mixed up. My favorite part of the show was when they brought a beatboxer on stage and the guy just killed it! He beatboxed Levels by Avicii, which one might think is impossible, and just destroyed it. That's pretty cool that Beacher's can get sick, talented artists on stage.
5 stars! Boom!
Beacher's Madhouse it precisely what this club is...A MADHOUSE!
I was unsure how to rate this place, but being that you will never, ever, experience something so crazy and just plain WEIRD, it is worth 5 stars.
The doors to Beachers is a stack of books, and somewhere in there is a hidden door leading you to the madness.
The hall way leading into the club is nothin but mirrors and their is a prince/princess bouncing with joy greeting you as you come in.
Then BAM you are in a madhouse fantasy land!
Everything from Barney to Elmo to trannies to midgets to you name it are in their just partying and really putting on a show!
I got to see little NICKI and LITTLE Kesha!
The best part of all a little umpa lumpa does the bottle drop for the tables.
Watch out for your HEAD!
This place is pretty exclusive, it seems like you can only get in if you have a table.
Which only makes sense since the club is NOTHING BUT TABLES!
Even the bouncers at the door are pretty up tight.
The music isn't the greatest but I mean that really is not why you are there anyways.
Overall this place is CRAZY. Would I come again? Sure but not at my own expense. But you definitely need to come here once!
Beacher's is checked off my TODO list!
THIS PLACE SHOULD BE OUT OF BUSINESS. A large group of my friends and I booked two tables at this place for New Year's Eve. We signed a contract and everything should have been signed, sealed and delivered. They then sent me an invoice for almost triple the amount on the contract. When I called to inquire, they told me this is how much it is for New Year's and to compromise they would knock off a couple thousand. When I argued and said absolutely not, we have a contract Mr. Beacher himself told me if I continued to argue he would charge me even more. IS THIS A JOKE?! Not only that, they wrote in an additional 900.00 tip that they are claiming I wrote in. What's funny, is I never signed a damn thing because they gave my credit card to someone without checking any I.D., who had a field day charging up a storm all night. When I confronted them about it, they told me they give any credit cards left to housekeeping. WHAT????? WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT??!!?!!?!?!?!? THIS PLACE IS DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!
Review Source:I was ready to write a good review for this place after I went there first time, but my second time there was ruined by the owner. I came there early (around 10:45) with my best friend who was celebrating her bday. We had no problem getting in (there was no line). My other friends got a table there and came in around 11:45. The owner did not want to let them in because Lamar Odom stopped by, so he decided why deal with "regular people" if he has celebrities in the house. I would not even write a bad review if he would approach the situation in a professional manner and said something like "the capacity was reached," but when I came up to him asking him why he didn't want to let my friends in, he simply answered, "I don't wanna fucken talk to you!" Wow! I was shocked! Rude! Unprofessional! I totally agree with previous comments about the skinny guy at the door, that's basically the owner's b*tch, and they are totally worth each other. Celebrities - come and go! The owner doesn't realize that the way to STAY in business is to have great customer service! Â Beacher's Madhouse has DISCOURTEOUS, UNPROFESSIONAL, and TRASHY customer service!
If you are one of the people who decides to go there anyway after all these reviews and you don't get in, go upstairs to the library bar or downstairs to the bar by the pool.
This place is up and down.
 They try and hustle $1000 for table service or tell you "so and so is selling one of their tables tonight" but there really is no true table service.  People stand on everything to see the show so true service is not what you receive.  The doormen act as if there is somebody special in their every single night when reality there is nobody inside except some midgets and other doormen with the same posh attitudes.  The show is whatever.  I would compare it to walking down Venice ( which again I can't figure out the attitude at the door ).  Your table area / size is the same $500 or $1000 and they charge a crazy tax on everything once you are past the door.  If your looking for $500 bottles of " Oh, we ran out of that " and a random tax at the end of the night this is your spot.
I had a good time, but it was like pulling teeth to get in. Â Luckily a friend of ours knew someone who, is high-up there so with a few text messages, we were in and didnt have to pay for a table or anything.
Prices are pretty high and they charge 23% on top of everything, and then still ask for additional tip and something for the 'midget party fund'. Â Yes midgets. Oompa loompa's flying around delivering bottles of booze.
The show was pretty good, definitely not Cirque Du Solei, but entertaining. Â You have a fat transvestite singing Jennifer Hudson songs, skinny dude in underwear with hoola hoops, 7 foot black woman in fishnets and thong, horrible band in drag and a woman with super huge tits crushing beer cans and a watermelon. Â Oh, and some chicks dancing. Â Pretty hot but definitely the low point of the 'show'.
My bill was $156 and we had 3 shots of 'patron silver' (didnt taste like patron), 2 ketel 1 cosmos, 3 ketel 1's on the rocks and a glass of merlot. Â That included the tip.
The crowd was mixed and not bad. Â No one overly obnoxious except people standing on the booths to see the show and some indoor smoking. Â People really only get in if they know someone or part of a party that paid for the bottle service. Â I have no idea what that costs, other reviews say $500-1000, wonder if thats BEFORE the 23% tip?
3 stars because its a pain in the balls to get in and because of the prices & tip policy.
I would go back, but only with a group so the table service was cheaper OR with connected friends.
I went here with some friends last weekend and had an awesome time! Â There were tons of beautiful women, fun characters everywhere and this place was different from any place I had ever been before, hands down an epic night! Â This is def the place to get a table and be surrounded by beautiful women with a fun and crazy show. Â Cool place 2 thumbs up! Â oh yea and theres midgets flying from the ceilings, a 7 foot tall women, a russian lady with tits the size of boulders, an old man that looks like gollem (my precious) that goes around the club whipping people, oompa loompas literally, and super hoottt foreign women gallore. Â I even saw some big actors and directors hanging about at the tables. cool spot, check it out!
Review Source:Beacher's madhouse is a hidden gem in Los Angeles. Finally a unique and fun spot to go to in LA. They have flying midgets! Where else do you get flying bottle service!?!?! I simply do not want to give any of the wonderful secrets because I think you really need to see it to believe it.
I do know it is super hard and rather exclusive to get into, but like anywhere in LA if your willing to fork over the dough you can do just about anything.
I will agree that this place is a total scam. It makes me miss Teddy's. As elitist and annoying as the 'wanna be coolest club in Hollywood' doormen were at Teddy's, at least you knew what you were getting when you went there. At Beacher's ... no matter how many reviews I read that were bad, I couldn't get an accurate of depiction of what goes on behind the false bookcase doors would be. So, I made the mistake that many people do ... and paid for the bottle service to get in. Ugh ... I have a feeling most of Beacher's clients are first timers who don't know better and get caught up in the whole 'different than anything you'll experience' marketing pitch. I can't imagine that people would return to this mess unless it was free.
The first thing that should have warned me from going in was the fact that they say Beachers is 'sold out for years in advance' ... yet slide photocopied one page fliers under every door in the Roosevelt Hotel selling tickets to 'guests of the hotel'. Every concierge in the city is given a commission for selling these crappy and expensive tables. Even while staying at the Chateau Marmont, the 'concierge' (or as close as you can get to one at the Chateau) tried to hawk me a $1,500 head table at Beacher's one night. I looked at him and shook my head and said, 'Et tu Brutus??' and he laughed and gave me a wink like 'had to try'.
David Arquette ... douche to the max, former wife of Courtney Cox ;) and manchild with a coked out ADD front was one of the people we can thank for this abomination. I can just hear him with his fake valley guy on coke accent yelling, 'yes!! flying oompa loompas dude! soooo cool. like ... knife jugglers braaa!' Even he grew tired of this turd and sold his share to Kelly Osbourne (nuff said) who now promotes it using Sharon Osbourne's powerful PR contacts. (but photocopied fliers under hotel doors? what? was the 70s mimeograph machine being used?)
Inside, as other reviewers said you will be blasted with $400 minimum bottle service. Their sales tactics are like a Bombay Street Begger or a Nigerian fake Rolex salesman. They will always try to upsell you on the bottles ... they will leave out information that get you to buy bigger and better bottles. We were told one thing about the Vodka we could get ... as we ordered the more expensive Vodka, someone in our group noticed a less expensive Vodka at another table. We pointed that out after being incorrectly told that a higher end Vodka was the cheapest they had. When the waiter saw this he said, 'Oh. My bad.' and walked away to get us what we originally wanted. Had we listened to him, we would have spent $150 more, bringing the total up to almost half a grand for a bottle of liquor.
Once you've paid the exorbitant table rental and the extra exorbitant bottle charge, you will be treated to $20+ drinks. It seems like the bartenders charge you whatever they want because I don't think the bill at the bar came out the same twice all night, even though we ordered basically the same rounds. Even if you go out with 4 or 5 people, plan on dropping a couple grand easy, just to satisfy the minimum and keep a buzz. For $20, I would expect strong drinks. Not so.
The actual show ... amazingly bad. It seriously looks like something you would see on Venice Beach during the day. Street performers in outrageous costumes and makeup. There seem to be midgets just because some people find midgets funny ... kind of sad actually. Everything is calculatingly over the top ... from the circus style interior decorating, to the costumes and acts.
The show is pretty much a sham. It looks like they got a bunch of midgets, some Venice Beach street performers and some strippers and told them to do an act ... I've seen fourth grade school plays with better planning. I will agree that this is basically like Jackass wanna-bes in Halloween costumes.
It might be fun to go in for a couple drinks if this was a normal bar. But to pay all this money is probably the worst money you could throw out. Walk on the street behind the hotel down Hollywood Boulevard at midnight and you will see just as colorful characters and won't have to pay a grand or more to do so. The line situation is another thing ... they try to capture the Teddy's vibe by making you wait in line, having the doorman act snooty and bothered by you and having a guest list. The difference between this club and some of the legit Hollywood clubs is, anyone can buy their way into this club ... and instead of having fun ... most people walk around and you can tell they have a chip on their shoulder for being ripped off.
Avoid this club/show ... Medieval Times is seriously better and you get to eat soup with your hands there. This was one of the biggest wastes of money I've spent ... and it wasn't even a good time. Someone is getting rich off this venture for certain but the show is almost as bad as the hotel in terms of being a poser venue for 'cool'.
This place. Talk about weeeeeird.
The line to get in was insane, even with the fact that you basically HAVE to have a table. Luckily, we were able the cut the whole line and just go right in.
Once inside...man, what a circus. There were so many crazy characters all over the place. If I didn't know that this was intentional, I probably would have been terrified.
The different shows that they put on are pretty entertaining and everyone is pretty hammered so that makes it even better.
Periodically throughout the night, a random song will start playing (for example: "I Believe I Can Fly") and an oompa loompa will be lifted above the crowd and fly over to different tables to deliver bottle service. It was insane, but I was definitely pumped.
Take advantage of the free photobooth in the corner. That was definitely a highlight.
This place is super pricey, but hey, what do I know? I didn't buy anything. (Being a chick rocks)
I have been following Yelp reviews for years but never posted before until this place pushed me over the limit. Â Do not go there! Â What was supposed to be a fun night of celebrating my friends' birthday and watching midgets fly turned into a night of frustration and anger. Â We had bottles and a table reserved. Â There were a lot of bottles reserved in fact. Â The people who came in after 10:30 though were stopped by a doorman who thought he was the king of the world and decided not to let my girlfriend and I in because he said the club was full. Â Clearly it was not since we were the only ones there and the people already inside said it was more than half empty. Â By the time everything was said and done, the promoter wanted $1000 for myself and 3 others to come in. Â I turned around and left. Â For as nice of a place as the Roosevelt Hotel is, they are embarrassing themselves by having such a classless dump on their property. Â If Yelp had a lower rating than one, I would be more than happy to give it to Beacher's Madhouse.
Review Source:When someone says "Duck!" you better duck. Bottle service is run by a flying Oompa Loompa.
Beacher's is a unique and fun. You're not going to find this kind of spot anywhere else in Hollywood. My one complaint is the music is almost the exact same every week. So if you come here more than once, I hope you like "I believe I can fly"...
Unimpressed. Saw some cool celebs in a cool venue, unfortunately that was the highlight. Owner is a super rude fat ass. Skinny guy at the door was also rude. Second door guy, Lynn (?) was super nice so I actually liked him alot. Don't really understand the hype...I wish I could have that night of my life back. Also, a plethora of F-list celebs were there and were super foul. Hills "stars", Demi Lovato....is she old enough to drink? Last time I checked she was 19. Anyways, to sum it up: weird crowd, rude people, super expensive drinks, NO thanks.
Review Source:This is the perfect name for this place....it's def a freakin madhouse!!! Â I've heard a lot about this place and have wanted to come for a while so me and my 2 girlfriends decided to check it out on a Saturday night. Â First off, the attire is all over the place. Â A group of girls were dressed up in their 'f me' pumps to flats, while guys either wore suits, jeans, t-shirts. Â Although to my surprise, they all still looked good. Â Usually you need table reservations to get in, but with 3 girls, we just needed to be patient and waited a bit. There's no cover, but the drinks are quite expensive. Â Had 3 vodka tonics and it came out to $50. Â Ouch. Â Luckily we met some nice gentlemen who shared their drinks as well as their table with us. Â As you walk passed the stage, you've got umpa lumpas walking around, a half naked hairy old man dancing (kinda gross), a guy wearing a panda costume (kinda funny cause girls were all over him), an amazonian woman wearing no top but had nipple tassels on, and a leopard print spandex pants. Â I felt like I should of been on E or something before coming here. Â It's pretty nuts and chaotic, esp if you don't have a table. Â There's not much room to stand or dance but people made room. Â I can't even count the number of times my drink or someone's drink was spilled on me. Â You have to come at least once just to see what all the hype is about. Â I've gotten it out of my system, but I wouldn't mind coming back.
Review Source:We spent a lot of money to get 12 people to this 'show' last minute. I think if you are in the area and could find a way to get in for free it may be worth it. I wouldnt recommend this. If you are curious to know what its like...watch The Wizard of Oz, take acid, blare music and then go to a sweaty night club. It was honestly just an unorganized session of the most random situations. Too much was happening at the same time or at different times ... I cant even explain it, it was so confusing. Midgets swinging from the ceiling is not accurate its more like just a humiliating sweaty mosh pit of 'random' I feel bad for the performers. It was my birthday and I was grateful that everyone kept paying for my drinks so I Â went to order 4 shots of 'lemon drop' it was $100.00 ...Never again.
p.s DO NOT get close to that PINK MONKEY!! That costume has the WORST BO smell ever! You'd think that they would dry clean that thing once in awhile with all the money they are sucking out of their audience...
This past Friday I danced the night away at Baecher's Madhouse and a madhouse it was! There were flying little people, dancing pink gorillas, twirling pandas, Gumby, giant chickens, and much more! It was a total sensory overload! I am not sure wether to call it a club or a show, whatever the case may be, I had a blast! Pictures on my blog...
Review Source:Amazing! I wish this thing had 6 stars to give.
I may be a little bit biased as I enjoy AWESOME places. Beacher's Madhouse is the place to go if you want to enjoy something both equally creative and zany.
I have been to the Madhouse twice so far, it is just that great. The service rocks, from getting your reservations set to the bottle service server to the flying midgets, it's all great. The music is definitely in line with the scene, a mix of great dance music and pop. The DJ holds his own against what is visually unfolding before you.
The shows and entertainers are a big part of Beacher's Madhouse and they don't disappoint. Midget Mariachi band, hip hop violinist, silver painted man, transvestites... I love the costumed dancers! Tigger, pandas, giant penises! Don't just think this is a bunch of random eccentric stuff thrown together. I see a lot of creative energy in making a night truly unforgettable and that takes a good deal of planning and professional execution - IMHO.
Don't forget that Beacher's Madhouse is in the perfect setting: The Roosevelt Hotel. Equally great, the hotel really lends that old city charm that Beacher's Madhouse is trying to revive. There is a dress code, loosely regulated, but it's there.
Prices are above average. I think they are worth it. There is so much going on that I don't think a place like this could function the way it does without balancing compensation. Pay attention to the contract if you get one and go from there. Be prepared to spend some cash, primarily the table and the first bottle for service. After that, just enjoy the freaking amazing night.
MC/hosts David Arquette and Jeff Beacher really make the thing that much more fucking great. Fun and personable to everyone, they are both perfect for the place. The energy you get just being there is exciting and fantabulous.
Bottom line: this is an amazing place to go for a guys night, girls night, with a date, a large group. Go for whatever reason you can make up, just go at least once. Nonstop fun and entertainment in a style that you don't see very often anymore.
This was some of the most fun I've had in LA at any venue. Â David Arquette was a terrific host/ MC and the scene is impossible to describe clearly. Â Magicians, a dancing penis, a dancing chicken, stilt walkers, drinks served by flying midgets, live music... Â I haven't even scratched the surface. Â Good mixed crowd too. Â It's a once in a lifetime experience! Â If you ever have the opportunity to see this drinking circus, definitely go.
Review Source:From the moment I walked in, this place had my brain riddled. Since I was out with the boys for a birthday, and we came SANS-WIVES and GIRLFRIENDS, we caught beef from Mr. Beecher at the door to begin with, they joked in their ever so Hollywood "we're better than you" way, about needing to charge us a bottle per guy. Â My initial reaction to such prickery was to peace out and find another spot. Mind you, I had no idea where I was. Oh, and I had the flu.
We get in, and I nearly lost my marbles. Not because the chicks were hot, but by all the variety of "Alice in Wondererland" entertainment in the room. Midgets, check. Midgets flying in the air to deliver bottle service, check. Models and brokers and hookers, OH MY!
I could go on and on, all in all it was a pretty entertaining spot, just not my cup of tea. Since I was sober, I appreciate the effort they put into the place, just know I never need to go back again.
Okay i have never felt the need to Yelp, but Beachers Madhouse is probably the coolest venue I was ever at. It was nothing short of the best New Years Eve ever!! Complete with flying midgets, good looking people, fun, burlesque dancers, monkeys, and i could on and on. Yes i said monkeys. This is gonna be the new it spot in Hollywood for sure. If anyone is in town, this is the place to take them. Its kinda like hollywood meets the circus.
Review Source:I don't know if this spot is officially open yet but I went to a celebrity birthday party there on 10/23/2010. This is probably one of the coolest venues I've been to. The performers and the characters at this place are crazy. I love the panda bears and the dude that was dressed as PeeWee.
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