Bon Bon Vietnamese Sandwiches

This will be my first and last yelp so let's all enjoy this moment with a nice deep breath. If I weren't paranoid about the CIA spying on me I'd admit to being a semi-regular here, and confess as well to being put up to this review by the proprietors whom I count as friends in order to help swing things back around toward 4-star status.

Why would anyone give a negative review? Some people I just wonder about frankly... I give negative reviews to people who harm other more vulnerable peoples through ignorance or dastardliness (here's looking at you, CIA!) but not to anyone who just wants to exercise their talent, devotion and urge to serve our neighborhood in the way they know best - by providing their patrons with a clean and fun and comfortable spot with free WiFi, free, ample and FASCINATING books to read (if you're still into that) nice music playing overhead (they have good taste here),  where it's all right to sit back for a few and enjoy some nice fresh lovingly-prepared Pan-Asian cuisine at at LOW LOW prices which we should all be thankful is even a possibility in the world we inhabit.

Following me? I get why people enjoy having a "forum" like this to exchange viewpoints rather than through, ummm, person-to-person transmissions but, like (and I'll wrap this one up as I tend to gild the lily) let's not listen too closely to these lonely souls unable to access their true grievances we all have with existence - "I'm Not Loved Enough and On Top Of That I Don't Like Cilantro" or whatever it may be. Listen to me, not them. Audi me, non illas. EAT @ BON BON FOOLS!!!! Thank me later!

p.s. Bubble Teas are SUPERIOR to all others here and the Vietnamese Iced Coffee will get your fingers flying across a keyboard in a blur if that's your bag. ZOOM ZOOM

I'M OUT

I live in the neighborhood and didn't stop in until recently. Why? I have no idea. It's amazing. There is a great selection of vegan food and meat. The coconut curry seitan is amazing. And it's really cheap. It's also cash only, fyi.

Flavorless.