As someone who drinks things, I appreciate the opportunity to enjoy my favorite beverages in varying locations. While I typically stick to fermented and distilled liquids, much to the chagrin of 5 out of 5 medical professionals, on special occasions, I like to partake in non-alcoholic consumables. My favorite of which is coffee.
Despite my claims to the contrary, I never thought of myself as much of a connoisseur of, well... anything, but since drinking my first cup of Lakeview's finest brown liquid, I find myself kind of disappointed when I travel to other neighborhoods and drink coffee that wasn't roasted by Bow Truss. Yeah, I said "travel". I go places. I'm interesting. In fact, I'm currently The Most Interesting Man On The Internet (connection). If someone were to talk about me in 3rd person, they'd probably say stuff like:
Menard's saves big money at him.
His deviled eggs involve actual witchcraft.
He always bets on black. And sometimes red.
I don't always drink coffee, but when I do, I drink Bow Truss. Stay caffeinated, my friends.