Clermont Lounge

So, I live in Colorado. My friend moved to Florida awhile back and recently decided to come back to Colorado. He had the genius idea to fly me out to Tampa and then we would road trip it back. The only fucking places we have been to is cheap motels, fast food joints, and strip clubs.

I looked up strip clubs on Yelp and stumbled across Clermont. I'm a bartender in a dive, so I have a soft spot in my heart for these places. And it lived up to my expectations. Every woman working there was fabulous. I sat next to a girl who used to work there, and we made up a dance. The bartender was amazing and I got the infamous PBR can from Blondie. Also bought my friend a lap dance from her....I think he enjoyed it? Nonetheless, it was a great experience. Go there and tip a lot, its worth it.

An Atlanta original. You've got to do it once.

Came here two nights last week, once to see a band play, and once on Saturday night for the dance party.

Remember your cash, this place doesn't take any cards!

Still the best dive bar in the city. Why?
The drinks are cheap.
There's constant entertainment.
The dancers are all friendly and come to thank you afterwards.
Blondie. DUH.
Music is good.
People are great.
On Saturday nights it gets so rowdy you feel like you're at the dirtiest dance club, and it makes everything right in the world.

As a music venue, it's great to have an intimate setting with the performance, and fun to see the dancers strip to the beat of the live music.
As a dance party it gets so friggin hot and sweaty you don't know who's who anymore. You leave covered in filth and wear it like a badge of honor.

You're sure to meet someone famous here. If they're not famous now, boy they will be after tonight!