Club 420

Is this place still open? For some reason I thought it had closed...

I love Club 420. Sure everyone's a tweaker, teeth are a rare commodity, and you're not sure whether their nightly karaoke makes you ROFL, or just want to tear your ears off. But the people are friendly, the drinks are decent, and the terrible singing is always done with the best intentions even if the singers' own girlfriends are literally hiding under the table with their hands over their ears hoping nobody can tell they're with 'that guy'.

As a woman, you may want to bring a male friend. The guys here are usually respectful, but a meth head lady or two might try to molest you on the dance floor if you're not careful. It's all good though.

Ahhh, the Club 420. what can I say. Yeah it is in the heart of downtown Springfield, it has some very questionable characters sometimes. But honesty, most of the people are nice enough, just a little bit off or down on their luck. If you like to drink for cheap, play loud music on the jukebox, and don't mind a meth head talking to you occaisonally...you should stop by!

Have teeth? Have a job? Have hobbies that don't include shooting black tar heroin? Then you don't belong here. Club 420 is a Grade A cesspool, avoid at all costs.