Club Elite

Um, so I literally do not know what happened to this place. I know Eddie Bryant no longer hosts or does whatever he was doing here which is SUCH A BUMMER. Seems like since then they haven't been having consistent shows. My friends and I planned to go here, tried repeatedly calling on a Friday night and got no answer. The website is down, but I get texts here and there about shows, but it doesn't seem like much is happening here anymore. That's so unfortunate! I hope they get things back in order soon!

This place was not as bad as they say! To me, it was Maryland's version of Atlanta's "Uptown Comedy Club!" This place is small and It is in a basement, at least for the Comedy Shows! We went for the "LOL @ Club Elite" Comedy night on Saturday's! It was only $5 per person if you recieved a text which we did! We had a BALL! All 5 Comedians were funny as hell! The Chicken Wings were some of the BEST I've ever had! They make they're alcoholic beverages VERY STRONG!!!! I REPEAT! VERY STRONG! I had 1-1/2 Long Island Iced Teas that burnt a hole in my chest and trachea! lol! She had 1-1/2 Sex on the Beach that was almost as strong as mine! They took "gratuity" out on our tab even thought it was just 2 of us! lol! 18% Gratuity at that! lol! The service wasn't even that great! But the place does seem as if it could be "Hood" though on other nights! The outside seems like "Velvet Room" in ATL cuz as mentioned, it is located in a shopping plaza next to a Beauty Salon and a Family Dollar! lol! Would I go again? For the Comedy Show, Yes, to hang out...FUCK NO! lol! Probally would get robbed or "stole on!" lol!

Pros: Buffet-style catering available for your party. Live band. Spacious dance floors located on two levels. In-house photographer snapping Polaroid photos.  

Cons: Management is either MIA or uncooperative.