Jazzman's Cafe

Pro: It exists?
Con: The coffee here is consistently, legitimately awful.  

Try Harry's Cafe inside the Northwestern Law buildings one block north, on Chicago Ave.

Not fantastic grub by any stretch of the imagination.

I just have one word for this place....bootleg! Super over priced with stale pastries. The only good thing about that place used to be a fruit parfait they would make with yogurt, fruit and two layers of granola. Then, they got smart and started using only one layer of granola  and they switched to runny fat-free yogurt. It also sucks because they are essentialy the only 'cafe' on campus so they pretty much have a hold on that market. I rather go to the vending machine, at least I know I'll leave it not feeling robbed.