La Bare Ft Lauderdale the Ultimate Ladies Club

DO NOT PURCHASE ANY "VIP PACKAGES" its a waste of money! The dancers are all good looking. The waiter David was fun and on top of things. The girls at the front didn't seem happy to be there. Management is just useless a body in the building. The building leaks when it rains. You have to pay the "parking security" to park. Still had a good time due to the occasion. It's worth the experience.

Magic Mike has nothing on the men of La Bare! This place is so hot I'm surprised the place doesn't catch on fire every night! Que locura!!!! These men are SMOKIN' HOT, each dancer put on an amazing show with all kinds of acrobatics and teasers.

Celebrating a Bachelorette Party for my friend, it was easy to book online for 10 ladies, but I would recommend calling and setting up reservations that way. The staff were fun, friendly, and super helpful in setting up lap dances or bottles of champagne (which every bachelorette receives 1 for free!) We all drove up from Miami to see a specific dancer our friend requested, and oh boy was the drive worth it!

La Bare's is a place where CASH is KING so bring PLENTY of it! Entrance was $15 (if you pay with cc they want a copy of it with your license fyi), drinks are $8.50, but for the same $8.50 you can opt for a shot with a lap dance ;) It cost $60 for a special stage dance for our bachelorette which was easily split between the group and worth every giggle, laugh and drool lol. And ladies, if you tip generously it does go far!

The club was packed with groups of ladies celebrating bachelorette's or birthdays and everyone was laughing and getting a little crazy. This is a playful place some come with a sense of humor and come to have fun. You can be as crazy or wallflowerish as you like. It was a first visit for a few girls in the group and they were having a blast!

I liked that we were catered to the whole time from having security watch your car to having attentive servers, to very friendly and playful dancers!

I remember the last time a friend had a bachelorette party at a male strip club it was a place called GoldFellas(?) in Doral and it wasn't nearly as fun and even felt a little seedy.

TIP: Wednesday & Sunday are free entry nights!  No photos allowed :( Too bad I don't have a photographic memory...or maybe I'll just be back on Sunday night to see Superman again, that Man of Steel had me crazy sigh....

Went to La Bare with 17 of my horniest friends- 1 being the birthday girl. It was my first time at a "Ladies" club so I didnt really know what to expect. When I walked in and saw the man wearing a hammock and swinging from the ceiling I was like "WTF"- I was ready to walk RIGHT back out but I'm glad I didnt.

The men DONT get fully nude. Some of them were fine as hell and some were more like "what the hell?" but they were ALL dedicated to showing all of the ladies a GOOD time. I personally didn't like all of the "acting" and shows they put on - I just wanted them to get right to the point and TAKE IT OFF (lol) but some of the skits were pretty entertaining and some of the dance moves made me light a few cigarettes!! Unlike at a "Gentleman's" Club where the women walk around and work the crowd, give dances, etc until its their time to go on stage, the guys here are MIA until showtime and if you want a lap dance from any of them you have to "order" him through your server OR you have to wait until they line up the guys on stage and hope that you pick him first. Luckily for us we got the guys we wanted (although we had to wait for a while). The BEST man to me was the SHOT boy!! SEXY face, SEXY body, SEXY moves, and he was SO cool and fun.

All in all, me and my girls had a good time and our birthday girl had a BLAST!! Anyone celebrating a birthday gets in free and gets a free bottle of champagne. Everyone else (on a Saturday) pays $10 before 9pm, $15 after 9pm. The drinks are reasonable ($7.50/$8.50). La Bares doesn't sell food so they allow groups to bring in platters and cake at NO charge. We brought PENIS cupcakes :P. Oh, and there was a $2 parking fee.

Now that I've "been there done that" I wouldn't say I'd go back but I would definitely recommend this place to a large group of FUN women.