I like Qdoba's breakfast burritos. If they were a human I would want to be their friend or hang out with them at least once in a while, maybe date, but nothing too serious, just a casual and relaxed endeavor with a little making out and some hand holding. Maybe a concert or two.
They have lunch and dinner burritos, but who gives a crap? They aren't good enough to pass up the genuine Mexican places around town in favor of. The breakfast burritos, however, are totally money. Chorizo, cheese, guac, sour cream, taters, pico, holy crap it's a fiesta wrapped in love wrapped in flavor and then enjoyed by yours truly.
They have other meat options like steak and chicken and you can also opt out of meat. (but meat is awesome and amazing, so I never do that) and various vegetable choices. You can get a small burrito or a regular burrito. A small burrito will fill most people up and a regular burrito has the potential to make you insane because your brain might not be able to handle that much flavor intensity all at once.
But mine can, so I get a ginormous chorizo laden breakfast burrito, drink some water, hug myself happily, sigh, and meander on home.