The Disaster is why you go there. If you are really hungry, I'd go for the "Animal".
There is additional seating if you walk into the back thru the doorway on the right of the Kitchen area. It's okay, they wont yell at you. Some recent remodeling made it nicer back there.
Bathroom is in the basement, the stairs are by the entrance.
This is a high school kids' hang out. We were probably 2 of about 5 people in a jam packed Sarki's that were not in high school. Not that I didn't enjoy the young bloods around me - ah to be young and naive again!
So this place was HYPED up for me. I came with someone who had been visiting Sarki's since high school and had some great memories from this place and admittedly the cheesy hash browns were pretty good! But I was a tad disappointed with the bacon loretta, it wasn't as flavorful as I thought it was going to be and even with the veggies and cheese, could've used more seasoning and sauteeing. The french bread was a little too chewy and didn't really help the bacon shine at all. Had the bread been a little less stale and had I chosen chorizo or gone with a Disaster sandwich, I may have been happier.
But there's gotta be a reason why it's so packed all the time! I'll be back but to try something other than Loretta's (note that 90% of people who were there ordered a Loretta).