Siam Cuisine

Great location and that's about all it has going for it. Not impressed by food or ambiance.

Nothing to be excited about, the food was eh ok.

Received a good soup although I am pretty sure it wasn't what I had ordered,

The Spicy Octopus Salad was mediocre. Not worth the price.

Entree tasted ok, Beef with Red Curry. The major observation was it looked like Vomit on the plate. Definitely could be plated with more thought. Plus, for the price I thought the main ingredient, beef was missing in action.

Service was poor. The Queen was more interested in Texting on his cell phone than taking care of a customer. Restaurant policy should ban the use of cell phones during the employee's shift.

45 bucks which was too much to spend on a dinner which was meh.

PUT THE CELL PHONE DOWN!! Just for the love of God, PUT THE CELL PHONE DOWN!

The first time here I thought that becaue I hit it at a house full packed time the rushed food just didn't turn out to be all that good. The second time, I was practically the only one there, but the food still wasn't that great. So, now by the third time with yet another "so - so" food experience, I've concluded Siam Cuisine to be a restaurant specializing in rather mediocre, three star at best, Thai food but at four star prices. Also as far as the sushi part of their cuisine goes, it represents an apparent over challenge of their culinary skills.

The staff is polite, friendly and helpful but in an area where Asian restaurants, particularly the Thai food establishments are highly competitive, Siam Cuisine just doesn't hold up against the rest.

I'd go three stars, the food is in fact ok, but figuring in the price for a merely ok meal I can only go two stars because yes, there are number of places nearby serving better for less. I might be asked, given those conditions, how does it survive? The answer is location. It's located at the far south end of the "drag", as in Wilton Manors Drive, the predominately gay drag of a city well known to have the highest concentration of gay people per capita in the world and generally appears to get an overflow from a popular next door gay bar/restaurant (Tropics) as well as a number of other nearby predominantly gay establishments.

Should you go to Siam Cuisine beware of the Wilton Manors parking problems. They can be a real pain and parking meters as well as parking restriction are strictly enforced during prime time evening hours as well as late into the night with infraction tickets starting off at $25/shot, supposedly necessary to support a new city hall located on the north side of Siam Cuisine, the building of which eradicated what were 98 prime conveniently located parking spaces.