Suite Lounge

Somewhere, there is a land of divorced, 40-year-old business professionals and Suite Lounge is their king.  It's a small, intimate place so coming in here, you can observe the human species participate in common mating rituals.  All the men are nicely suited up at 11:00 PM while subtly flashing their keys to their Porsche.  What is it with Porsches?  Does it give you boob massages as you're driving?  They're attentively eyeing the entire room and buying every nice girl they see a drink or five.  Yawn.  This place is an absolute bore.

I was here on a Friday night with my coworkers for like the whole night and it wasn't crowded one bit.  My group was probably the rowdiest group and that's saying a lot.  Normally, we are probably as rowdy as a litter of newborn kittens.  Many of the people there were either alone and drunk (surprise) or with a friend or two who seemed like they were there to really hang out with each other.  I respect that but was disappointed at the lack of energy in the lounge.  It's listed under as a dance club/lounge/bar and what I thought I was in was a cradle to put me to sleep.  The atmosphere is too relaxing, if there is such a thing.

The women working there were all fantastic, attentive, and nice.  Obviously, they are quite attractive as well.  They are quick to take your orders.  Before I could even greet my coworkers, my server asked me what I wanted to drink.  Either I look like an alcoholic or she was just as bored as I would become later that night.  They make cocktails pretty well here, not too stiff and not too watered down.   The food here is completely forgettable.  I don't remember half of the stuff that was ordered because it didn't taste very good.

Don't get me started on the aerial performance.  This was the only thing I was looking forward to the whole night.  The dancer just wrapped her body around the fabric on the way up and spun herself down.  That was it.  What kind of performance is that?  As the night went on, it was also becoming the best lullaby ever.  I don't recall even hearing music that interested me.  It was more like elevator music.  

I would not recommend this place unless you're in good and interesting company.  I wouldn't want to wish that level of boredom on anyone.

"SUITE" at the Bellevue Hyatt is beyond Perfection.   I just had my 50th Birthday it was a Private party with a 70's dress code it was was AMAZING!!  Kate, Katherine and Tanya (the amazing Dessert Chef) were beyond AWESOME to work with....they created a Pertlfect Birthday for me.  The food was top notch and the drinks were filled with alchohol no skimping at all.  DJ rocked the 70's music  The staff was always there to help and super kind.   LOVE the SUITE

Great place to go after work and just cut loose. I find it quite relaxing and fun.