1320 Club

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  went for titties stayed for lamb chops...

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  Posted on 07.17.12 Aryan S.

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  Considering where they are located and what they have to work with, i think this place is great!
  
  I have been here a few times with friends.  The place is not real obvious, settled in to a small strip mall in Springfield.  The place is dark, music loud and food is good.  Nothing is great, but it's a fun place to have a beer with friends when you are tired of the same old thing.
  
  Most of the girls that came to the table were friendly and easy going.  Being a woman, I didn't know what to expect the first time I went.  I was pleasantly surprised.  The pasties and g-strings are pretty tasteful and many of the girls wear lingerie.  In the past few years, I have only encountered bad service once, and I figure EVERYONE has a bad day from time to time...

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  Posted on 10.29.11 Sarah W.

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  The only other review here seems unfair. As far as I know the adult club is one of maybe two or three in Northern Virginia. More than likely, they are stuck where they are after being grandfather in or something like that. My  impression is that they do not spend much on upkeep since they are always a target for shutdown by holier than thou outfits. As to the girls and the club, they are pretty much average for dancers,  with an occasional very good looking and good dancer. More likely there will be up to twenty or so dancing, one after another, which means there is always a dancer climin that pole. True, Virginia does not like nekked dances, so the girls put on small pasties and thongs under whatever they come out with. They apparently make most of their money with $1.00 tips that are expected, but customers are not obligated or harassed. At most the girl will ask your name and tell you hers, which is usually something along the lines Samantha :-)  The waitresses are nice, polite, honest and might remember you if you go a couple times a year.  Surprisingly, the menu is enough for this place and I have eaten good hamburger and steaks. Being a little cautious, I recently checked their health inspection reports. They do OK, normally and quickly correct whatever the inspector wants corrected. I guess they only serve beer and soft drinks, but I never asked. All-in-all this is an OK place for the guys to have a little eye candy fun and not get into trouble, unless they are incredibly stupid. I am reasonably sure that the after work and night hours are more active than the lunch or afternoon hours, but it is unlikely to be a wild place to visit.

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  Posted on 09.08.09 George W.

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  curiosity killed the.......
  
  in my case it was ten minutes of my life.
  
  walking back to my car from lunch i looked at the sign with the picture of dancing girl like so many mud flaps you see on 18 wheelers while driving down the interstate on a long road trip and i thought to myself no, it couldn't be what i think it is, so i dared myself to dare me and i walked across the parking lot of the enlarged red strip mall and placed my hand upon the handle of the door and opened up the rabbit hole of black light pricked by pin holes of color.
  
  the music pumped and thumped and before i knew it i was inside, standing alone like spock who has just been beamed down to some illogical planet, trying to adjust my irises to the cavern of what could be called a strip bar.
  
  'can i help you?'
  
  trapped
  
  the waitress had me pinned to the ground as she looked me dead in the eyes with her tendentious question
  
  'um. yeah, i'll have an o'douls'
  
  what other answer was there?
  
  i sat down at one of those tiny, circular table that sits up like an ostrich and waited for my pretend beer to be delivered. a blond girl that i could barely discern danced on the stage to some terrible dance pop music as if bored out of boredom. she danced in a white thong with silvery pasties upon her nipple parts, due to the fact that this establishment, being in the commonwealth, does not allow people to be fully naked, as it is a sin against man and g-d, in the presence of another person.
  
  the beer was delivered and i sipped in gulps of haste while smelling the smoke of chain smoking business men chatting up the dancing girls cuddled beside them and the baseball cap wearing, mullet proletariat workers enjoying their lunch time beer break. i finished my play beer before the next girl got on stage and left.
  
  i left wondering why any of these men bothered to come into this establishment (but that answer is for another essay) and how these girls made any money and why they chose this place in particular to work and why this place was deemed a good spot for business, as it is stuck in the middle of an enlarged, ugly red strip mall full of kabobs, korean and indian video stores, terrible tacos, and tiny halal food stores.

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  Posted on 08.14.09 Mic X.

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