Gold Coast Pizza Company

Ok....this is a review of the Gringo Killer pizza. I've ordered this particular pie about 4 or 5 times over the pat year. The crust and cheese are nothing special as I've noticed with their other pizzas. The Gringo Killer is the only real reason to eat/order from here unless your drunk and looking for a little hangover padding.

The Gringo Killer is a simple mix of crust, cheese and something kind of sauce that is out of this world hot. The last time I ordered was via Seamless. About 2 minutes after I ordered, the restaurant called and asked if I knew what I was ordering or if I needed an explanation. They wanted to make sure I was aware of the consequences of ordering this pie due to numerous complaints about it. I stated that I was as I had ordered it previously. When the driver came with the pie, he had me sign and looked at me like I might be crazy and said to be careful as it is very hot.

On to the pie...

1. It's effing hot.
2. Read number 1 again and be warned.
3. It's best, IMHO, to order this when your feeling a bit honoree. If you try to eat this and your feeling like a typical Wicker Park hipster, you better change your attitude to something a bit more fierce. You won't survive otherwise.
4. Have lots of carrots handy. They're great at cutting the heat.
5. Good luck to your anus tomorrow morning.

Other names I would give this pie:
Devil Killer
Devil in a box
Devil out your bung hole

I gave this a 4 because of this specific pie. If your looking for a great pie, look elsewhere. If you're looking for ludicrous madness in a pizza, you've found your new home.

Don't go here sober. I just ordered the "Buffalo Cheese Fries" and I received a basket of soggy fries DRENCHED in hot sauce and fake cheese sauce. Not buffalo sauce and bleu cheese. If your paying 5 bucks I'd expect something edible. I ended up trying to pawn them off on a bum, and he wouldn't even take them. Not to mention a slice is also 5 bucks  and they're mediocre at best. And they're not large slices or anything. Why wouldn't you try and perfect your pizza if thats your namesake? If I wouldn't have taken my food to go, it would have all gone back and I could have saved 11 bucks.

Do not reward a business who delivers a garbage product at a high price just because they can. At $5 a slice, I'd rather eat bread with ketchup and fake processed cheese. Please stay away, go across the street, and get a $3 gyro.