Great Alaskan Bush Company

I went here for my B-Day & Although it HAD been a GRIP since i've been in One. It's pretty lax & the Women there are VERY Pretty. Of ya plan on having a Fri-Sat of Fun ask for Violet, she's a GREAT Dancer.

I.
am.
traumatized.

Let me preface this by saying- I am an open-minded person.   I've seen and DONE a lot of nutty stuff in my life.  But the GABC scarred me.  For life.

What I saw at the Bush Company shocked me.  I wasn't expecting full frontal nudity and booze.  Where I come from, it's illegal for liquor to be served if the girls are complete naked.  And the girls at the Bush Company finish their "dance" as naked as they day they were born.  This I was not expecting.  I could handle the nudity, but the uhhhh.... how do we say.... uhhh.... presenting of lady parts, splayed wide open, with touching.... well that was.... more than I could handle.

I like sexy women.  They're nice to look at.  The Bush Company doesn't have sexy women.  It has SCARY women.  They are so angry looking!  And SKINNY.  They have no curves.  (No twerking going on here!) There are like 2 girls who have some junk in their trunk and some curves.  Most of these girls are so bony and curveless, they might as be 12 year olds.  It's gross!  I wanna see beautiful women being provacative, not girls who look like children acting like they're copulating with the floor.

Ga-ross!!!

These girls don't dance.  They don't tease.  They don't strip.  They come out practically naked to start... so there's no where to go.  It's just 5 minutes of floor humping.  For the love of gawd, Bush Company, give the girls a pole or SOMETHING to work with.   This one girl didn't know what to do with her whole five minutes so she kept clapping her platform heels together and causing a sonic boom.  It was wierd and AWKWARD.     Please ladies, learn how to dance.  Learn how to be sexy and tease.  And get a warddrobe so you have something to take off!

And there is not even remotely enough parking.  Definitely carpool or take a taxi because the parking situation is a serious drag.

What I did like about  GABC is the layout.  The old time saloon theme is very cool.  Most everyone was well behaved also, so kudos to the staff for setting a tone that is comfortable for the lady patrons.  That was a definite plus.  Also, drinks flow freely and you don't have to wait long for refills and they're not too expensive.  There's plenty of staff making sure you stay well lubricated. LOL!

This place could be SO much more....

There is a good reason why ABC has such international acclaim and still remains a local hot spot: talented and beautiful women!  Natasha was simply the  most incredible and radiant girl there.  I feel like I'm giving away way too much of a good thing by mentioning her, but this girl was amazing and treated all of my guys very well with rounds of dances and a beautiful smile.  The drinks are regularly priced too, and the atmosphere was great, not sleazy. You can tell the bar and security are working hard to keep your glass full and the weirdos out.  Mostly the dj plays rock, country and electronic stuff.  Hardly any rap and thank god no r and b.   Had a blast on a Wednesday night and will go back again.  Thumbs and pants-tents way way up.