I.
am.
traumatized.
Let me preface this by saying- I am an open-minded person. Â I've seen and DONE a lot of nutty stuff in my life. Â But the GABC scarred me. Â For life.
What I saw at the Bush Company shocked me. Â I wasn't expecting full frontal nudity and booze. Â Where I come from, it's illegal for liquor to be served if the girls are complete naked. Â And the girls at the Bush Company finish their "dance" as naked as they day they were born. Â This I was not expecting. Â I could handle the nudity, but the uhhhh.... how do we say.... uhhh.... presenting of lady parts, splayed wide open, with touching.... well that was.... more than I could handle.
I like sexy women. Â They're nice to look at. Â The Bush Company doesn't have sexy women. Â It has SCARY women. Â They are so angry looking! Â And SKINNY. Â They have no curves. Â (No twerking going on here!) There are like 2 girls who have some junk in their trunk and some curves. Â Most of these girls are so bony and curveless, they might as be 12 year olds. Â It's gross! Â I wanna see beautiful women being provacative, not girls who look like children acting like they're copulating with the floor.
Ga-ross!!!
These girls don't dance. Â They don't tease. Â They don't strip. Â They come out practically naked to start... so there's no where to go. Â It's just 5 minutes of floor humping. Â For the love of gawd, Bush Company, give the girls a pole or SOMETHING to work with. Â This one girl didn't know what to do with her whole five minutes so she kept clapping her platform heels together and causing a sonic boom. Â It was wierd and AWKWARD. Â Â Please ladies, learn how to dance. Â Learn how to be sexy and tease. Â And get a warddrobe so you have something to take off!
And there is not even remotely enough parking. Â Definitely carpool or take a taxi because the parking situation is a serious drag.
What I did like about  GABC is the layout.  The old time saloon theme is very cool.  Most everyone was well behaved also, so kudos to the staff for setting a tone that is comfortable for the lady patrons.  That was a definite plus.  Also, drinks flow freely and you don't have to wait long for refills and they're not too expensive.  There's plenty of staff making sure you stay well lubricated. LOL!
This place could be SO much more....
There is a good reason why ABC has such international acclaim and still remains a local hot spot: talented and beautiful women!  Natasha was simply the  most incredible and radiant girl there.  I feel like I'm giving away way too much of a good thing by mentioning her, but this girl was amazing and treated all of my guys very well with rounds of dances and a beautiful smile.  The drinks are regularly priced too, and the atmosphere was great, not sleazy. You can tell the bar and security are working hard to keep your glass full and the weirdos out.  Mostly the dj plays rock, country and electronic stuff.  Hardly any rap and thank god no r and b.  Had a blast on a Wednesday night and will go back again.  Thumbs and pants-tents way way up.
Review Source:Best strip club in anchorage I think. The majority of the dancers are attractive. The place is always packed. A friend and I went there and had a blast. There's not much privacy for lap dances. Whatever lap dance your paying for, everyone else gets to watch around you. The dancers don't have poles to dance on, it's all on a stage. It's kind of a small stage with not that many seats so if you find one or two open in front of the stage then claim it quickly! Fun place.
Review Source:Soo this is where all the promiscuous people go on a Sunday night randomly right before Labor day. That's cool, skanks j/k but am I missing something here? I wasn't expecting a big crowded retro Western saloon room of mixed types: couples, men, women, oompa loompas. -1 star for lack of poles though. The "performers" here were interesting enough, surprisingly decent actually, with all that given I'm actually talking about 1/3 of them b/c if you don't got the goods then I don't think you should. Lastly I can say I got Alaskinated here. What does that mean? I guess it means I got to experience the "wild side" @ a distance lmfao.
Review Source:Best strip club in Anchorage by far. Decent layout with booths and tables surrounding a central stage. Can get crazy late, so get there early to get a decent view. Lots of guys, couples, even some bachelorette parties, friendly for anyone and everyone. Drinks and lap dance prices are on par with most clubs, no cover, can get rowdy but never out of control.
The dancers run the gamut of all types, if you can't find one to your liking you're not paying attention. Relax, be respectful, and you'll have a great time!
A 3 for the girls a 5 for drinks & service. Â Went here with some buddies and got our friends dad on stage. Â lap dances are standard $20. Â Some of the women were prett haggard. Â I haven't hit any other strip clubs in Anchorage, so this place may have the best they have to offer. Â We had a great time & would visit again for cheapish drinks & a ton of laughs.
Review Source:If the name doesn't convince you to visit this fine establishment on it's own; I'm not sure how we can change that.
I think this is the only dancing venue without a pole on stage - ever. Kind of odd, but it worked out. It has a classic theme, making you think you are in an old movie.
Weird mix of people - for sure worth a trip. The girls we came with had a blast.
Best strip joint in Anchorage. The type of establishment where you can go have some drinks, watch some women and just relax with out being hounded to buy a drink every minute. They guys are usually well behaved, the girls are worth the money and the staff has always been nice and friendly. Oh, and for a birthday party, what yer going to want is a BOX DANCE.. Just make sure said b-day boy is waring some sort of clean undies.
Review Source:Alaska's world famous Gentleman's Club is fun for ladies, too!
Bush Company  reigns supreme as Anchorage's finest strip club, and on a good night is the closest thing we have to a neighborhood house party.  Plenty of space for lounging and laughing, a decent bar and gaming area, and of course that big sexy spotlit stage where your favorite showgirls work their magic.
Since Fly By Night closed, this is also your best bet for those annual house-guests from hell... if you're lucky they'll buy you a drink, if you're really lucky they'll buy you a lap dance. Â Live entertainment rules.
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