Johnny's

I would love to give this place 5 stars, as it was my office for years. First of all this is no longer a place to come w/ friends. the music on it's poor vibrating speakers & so f----- loud trust me you will not hear the person next to you. They finally dropped charging
for parking 7 nights a week & only chg to park Thurs thru Sun. $5 incl $ 2.00 off first drink. Yes they were charging $5 park on a empty lot- can u f-----
believe it!!!! Too many undesirable people hanging around & not spending any money.
The owner Sean believes a crowded bar looks like a busy bar. try & use the mens room somewhere where it is clean, this place is gross & filthy. I feel sorry for the bartenders when over 95% of the people (notice I didn't call em customers) don't order anything so they don't spend money or tip. On Sunday nights there is karaoke unbearably loud distorted speakers & strip contest w/the MC "Yelling" in the microphone so loud that the bartender can't hear you if you are one of the very few that will order a drink. yes many times there are 50-75 people & lucky if 10 drinks are ordered, or luckier yet if one of them orders the second drink.
The bartenders 2 of them have been here full time for years are the ones that keep this place going, how much longer they can continue, who knows, After all who wants to come & pay to park on a empty lot noisy bar, filthy men's room ,etc.
I will not give up on this place I heard there will be a new owner--?? Hurry
Rich

Was kinda of disappointed. Had heard alot about this place. Parking sucks. I parked nearby versus valet. It was a Sunday night...so there was no cover. Lots of dancers, but they all looked so young and slim. Only one white dancer had any rhythm. The dancers were trying to get you in back for a private show. I declined. But definitely a place for chicken hawks. If you are into grown looking men than this is not the place. Several of the dancers flirted with me and offered to see me outside of work.

Okay, so don't think any differently of me since I'm reviewing a Gay Strip Club, but I have made Johnny's my "home away from home" the last several months after dating a dancer from their Miami location, then continuing to go after we broke up and they closed the Miami location.

First of all, if you aren't into gay strippers, this isn't the place for you.  It's not a place for girls to come and ogle the dancers, they aren't here for you - they are here for MEN!  They put great effort into on-stage dancing which entices many to lure them to the back rooms.

During the week, there are lots of great specials which you can take advantage of, including Tuesdays where it's on the 'honor system,' and you pay what you want for drinks, valet and even lap dances!

Johnny's is comfy, like a pair of shoes.  Once you feel comfy, hang out.  Dancers are respectful, don't rob you and you can truly have a good time.