Polite Provisions

This place is ridiculous. Despite the clear level of pretentious douche-baggery happening here I gave it a try. This is the worst system I've ever seen in a bar/restaurant.  If you come to Polite Provisions (worst name ever) you have to go next door to order food. The problem is, if you order food you then have to come back over to this crap hole and hope you can scour out a table before your food shows up and you're stuck standing there holding it. Don't have a bar and restaurant attached to each other if they aren't going to work together. If you are coming to this place just to drink then you're fine.
Regardless, this place is trying WAY too hard. It's almost uncomfortable it's so embarrassing.

It's amazing you can get such amazing cocktails for a happy hour price of only $5. This time I tried one of their cocktails on draft--who would have "thunk it". They make up small batches and pour them through a long wall of beer draft-like taps.  

The food you can order next door and have delivered to your table is truly the best bar food--who doesn't like meatballs prepared every which way?!  Their salads are also fresh and very tasty.  

I've always had good service here and been with both just two of us, as well as a large crowd.  Whenever I bring friends here, at first they love the decor, then they love the drinks, then they love the food.  What more could I ask for?

good drinks.  service at the bar is good.  service at the table is bad.  enjoyed the food next door too.