Private Dancer

If hip hop were injured and in the hospital....you would feel a weird sense of justice and sympathy, welcome to the Private Dancer.  Three of us white dudes landed here on a Saturday night after driving past a shooting scene just down the street.  The bouncers here probably spent some time in Iraq, and probably have multiple warrants for everything from loitering in the mall at 14 to beating the shit out of their pregnant girlfriends.  We tried to shoot the shit with those dudes, but they held firm to their images and wouldn't compromise their clout with the other patrons.....pretty rad, because who doesn't respek true hardcore.  The women were drugged up, the bartender hated us, I think everyone in there had a gun, the security inside kept coming and going in a myriad of doors, the private dances were not full nude (which was comforting because it seemed appropriate to have at least a small barrier between my lap and the STD infested baby factory.  Get really high, go here and laugh like hell!  Highly recommended!

Yes, this is definitely a dive strip club. I've been to my fair share of strip clubs, and this place is sad.

First went here with a group of friends back in November '11 and thought it was still shady, but it was ok I guess. $10 cover, bring your own alcohol and the girls bared all. Not horrible.

Then we went again at the beginning of this February and suddenly you have to sign some type of contract or waiver or something, then they give you a "membership card" (after you pay your $10 cover) and SURPRISE! No more naked ladies. It's all pasties and thongs. Seriously?? If I'm gonna pay $10 to get into a shady strip club, I wanna see some stripping.

Other than the shadiness, the semi nudity and the weird contract/waiver thing, the girls weren't terribly bad looking. There were some definite c-section scars on alot of the dancers if you care about that sort of thing. They were also decent dancers, except that they all go around the room heckling everyone for tips, even when they didn't dance! If you danced, I'll tip you, but don't walk up to me and say "Wanna tip me?" when you haven't done anything but walk around in pasties and a thong looking bored.

One last thing, if you are a woman and you go here, DO NOT USE THE RESTROOM! It's the nastiest bathroom I have ever seen in my life. And there are holes in the ceiling, it kinda made me feel like there was a hidden camera up there to record women using the bathroom. So gross.

Next time we wanna see semi naked ladies, I think we'll try Kahoots or Columbus Gold, at least those don't look super shady on the outside.

Holy dump, The only thing this place had going on for it was that it was BYOB. Came here on a weekend last year during a snowy winter night so needless to say it wasnt busy. And when I say it wasnt busy I mean that myself and the 5 people I went with were the only ones there. Only 2 dancers working that night, both horribly ugly, one looked pregnant. The bartender was trying to buy singles back off of us because they did not have any and the crew that worked security or whatevery you want to call it here looked like a bunch of gang bangers who kept mean muggin the white boys. Ive never been fearful of being shot and contracting diseases at the same time in my life