1. Chili cheese dog: A-FUCKING-PLUS
2. $3.99 for the whole meal including fries
3. Fast - took less than 5 minutes
4. Open until 1am
5. One of the only restaurants I know that's smart enough to put a shaker of seasoning salt on the table
This place just annihilates anything similar we have back home for semi-fast-foody burger joints. It's not even fair. Definitely coming back here next time I'm in the area.