Subway

I have eaten my sandwich in order to ward off any hypoglycemia that could further alter my review to be more negative...

I came in here after getting off the Montrose stop on my way home from school.  This Subway is steps from the northern L exit and can't be missed by the bright yellow bollards out front.

They had the $5 daily special--Monday being the Turkey and Ham 6" sub with choice of side and a drink.  I ordered the special without ham.  The sandwich maker said, "There will be an extra charge."  I gave her a confused look and repeated, "Can I have the daily special without the ham?"  She looked over at her two coworkers and said, "It will cost more without the ham since you have to pay for the normal sandwich and it will not come with the side or drink."  The other cult members behind the counter also nodded.  Why the heck would I have to pay more for less??  Instead, I was left to have her make my sandwich while she grinned and then I had to remove the ham myself to just waste in the trash.  And I thought these businesses try to save money...

I now question the "eat fresh" and the "have it your way" slogans...

Bah!

Never really had problems at this Subway. The people who work there are always nice to me, and one guy in particular always wishes me a good day after I leave.

Almost everything you can get at any Subway is mediocre from a sandwich persepctive, but I'm coming back to Subway after previously abandoning it because of three words: Orchard Chicken Salad. Holy crap, this sandwich is good. Reminds me of this sandwich I used to order at work "off the menu" because they loved me so much. Too bad I got laid off. The Orchard Chicken Salad is the closes thing to having a job again... or something.

Nothing ever really sticks out about Subway. They're all mostly the same. They make-a you a sandwich. Toast it up and cheezify it.

I've had some unforgettable life-defining experiences at this Subway. I've also had nasty, careless sandwich artists who use a condiment knife to fold the sandwich in half.
One time the guy thought I said foot long, when I had in fact said six-inch.

These are mundane details; Illustrative of Subway in general. Booring. 3 stars across the country.