Ugly Hookah Café

Ugly hookah lives up to its name. Outside looks nice and hip, while inside looks like a bomb cleared up the place. The service was ok, not the greatest. When we moved to a better table, we were told that we had to move from that table if she received a bigger crowd and mind you, we changed places from a 4 seat table to a 4 seat couch. Very unreasonable if you asked me.

This is by far the best hookah bar in Chicago. The customer service is incredible. MJ makes the hookah smoke great from start to end. The girls serving there are very quick and extremely friendly. The place is lit up and not dark like most others. There is no loud music. They play most the games on huge tv's. Best place to smoke hookah at.

Sooo my bf is in love with this place because according to him they have veeerrrry good hookah... Me being not a big hookah lover I see the place for all the other things that it...doesnt provide me.

It is cleaner than it used to be, but it would for sure use more clean-ups. Their bathrooms are no longer as awful as they used to be, but not amazing. The cards that they give you to play with are diiiirty and leave your hands black, I kid you not. Yes thank you for providing complementary cards to use while there, but investing 50 cents, even a dollar for a new deck once a month isnt going to break the bank.

One thing that I really like, their smoothies are made in the house and are veeerryy good. Have one for sure!