The Village Idiot Pub

Awesome happy hour deals! The bartender was in the weeds the whole time I was there, like she couldn't handle the small dinner rush.

What's more, she bent my NYS enhanced license in half!!!! WHAT?!?!? YOU DON'T DO THAT!!! Because she'd never seen one before and wanted to make sure it was real...

Cocktails came out slow, the bartender described Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy as a hoppy beer, which we all know is not the case.

Food was great though, "sweet jesus" fries are to die for!

Terrible. Bad beer selection. Lousy menu.  Inattentive service.  Got disgusted and demanded tab without ordering food. The worst bar in this part of Patchogue.

Food is always hot, beer always cold.  Lots of specials, wings are incredible.  Try the Firecracker wings!!