The Dark Horse Tavern

Dark Horse is what it is.  But what is it?  It's like that rash you saw in the mirror and asked that same question, Web MDing to an inevitable mis-diagnosis.

I do not know what Dark Horse is.  At times, it tries too hard.  Black metal one second, g funk west coast rap the next, sending ripples across your cheap domestic like the t-rex stomp in Jurassic Park.

Cheap drinks that make you second guess frugality.  Dave Ramsey sends people to Dark Horse.  Dave Ramsey is paying cash for cocktails elsewhere. Probably mocktails.

Get a drink elsewhere. Or not.  But you'll have a revelation when you need to use the water closet----

How did it come to this?  Me drinking vodka and gatorade, leaning against a rotted wood wall in the restroom wondering if any of these scribblings are sincere solicitations.

Flush.

Wash.

Don't touch the door handle.

"I'll take my tab"

Can't beat the $10 Power Hour - cheap booze, cheap prices, but great company.  Just this week I met a Freemason and a vampire.  

Perfect place to get the night started before moving over to Firefly for a dance party.

Horrible pizza and extremely rude service...bartenders, bouncers and patrons! We went in here during the afternoon and had a nice time, we went back around 9:00 in the evening and it was a completely different place.

Three of us went to the back bar to have a slice and a drink. We sit down and the lady next to me said I was in her boyfriend's seat. I apologized and stood. When he did not show up for 20 minutes, I asked if she minded if sat until he arrived. She said no. Ok, odd...but okay. We were there a few more minutes and the bouncer came to us and said it was time to get up. Apparently, my other two friends had sat in the wrong seat too! We were there for 30 minutes and I guess had been in "reserved" bar seats???

I felt like this place was Goth meets Mobster kind of place. I could go on..but you get the point!

I have never been treated so bad in my life. I should have figured it out when the rules behind the bar were: #1 Don't be a douche. Overall, horrible pizza, extremely rude and negative people. I will never go back! Good luck staying in business Dark Horse!!! I look forward to this place closing and a decent bar coming in! So rude.