Roaring Rapids Pizza Co

Ambiance: Think DMV with many more screaming children and the sort of people you see shuffling around Walmart at 3 AM, just much, much busier.  I even saw a dirtbag white guy with a swastika tattoo sharing a pitcher of Mountain Dew with his unfortunate litter of children.  If you're looking for a self-esteem boost, come here fully dressed.  You'll feel like James Bond.  

Food: If a gas station minimart had a salad bar, this is what it would look like.  As for the pizza, I've had worse, but not often and always for about a third of the price.  I was shocked to see a few people getting it to-go.  If you aren't coming here strictly for the benefit of your children (or because you really dislike them and want them to get scabies), I have no idea why you'd suffer this pizza.

Service: The employees all have the thousand-yard stare.  Make no mistake, existing in this restaurant is among the most primal of struggles.

Parking: Ample.

I am really disappointed. I ordered a delivery half veggie half pepperoni. I live literally 2 blocks away. It took 54 minutes to get here. There was sausage all over the veggie side. I have vegetarian living here. Nor did order sausage at all. The cheese was cold and someone threw on half ass sliced tomatoes like it was a last thought. I will not be going there again nor will i be ordering from there again.

4 salads (one pass through only), 1 pitcher soda, 1 large pizza.  $52.00!!  We were hoping for that price the pizza would be good.  No such luck.  The staff seemed less than happy to have their job and very unfriendly.  The kids don't seem to care, but then again they aren't paying.  Will not be back.