Saratoga Lanes

Saratoga lanes is awesome! We rented the whole place out for our family/friends wedding rehearsal dinner and it was better than we imagined. Everyone liked the retro feel of the place, the patio was a great escape on a cool June night, and everyone loved the lanes and pool tables. Jim Barton who runs the place couldn't have been nicer or more helpful and the bartenders who worked that night were fun, helpful, and generally wonderful.

One of the best parts of renting this place out: you can bring in your own catering. So after a night of pizza, beer, and bowling, everyone was excited for our wedding. Thanks Saratoga!

And on the 9th day, there was bowling AND pool!

Saratoga Lanes is Epiphany Lanes bad-A older brother. He smokes, lives upstairs, above the garage, drinks alcohol, open late. Sometimes there's cops outside searching a car.
You want to come here if it's Friday night, 10:30pm and you just don't FEEL like sitting still in a movie theater and you kind of want to here Cheap Trick on the Juke box, ya know?
Play some pool, have a cheap drink, score your own bowling.
Air your clothes out before you walk into your parents house after last call though, cause it's smoking all over this joint (sic). *cough*

I'm not so sure what the hype is all about. Okay, this place has been open since... um, before my time. It smells like lung cancer and there is no automatic scoring... which I guess has its pros and cons.

I don't know why, but it just doesn't do it for me.