Brass Mule

I wish there was a way to leave zero stars. I don't even know where to start. Scam, rip off, shady, dump...... Im from Vegas and I just can not believe this place gets away with this shit. Looks and attitudes were all around nasty. Had to buy girls drinks. Old Grandma lady said they wanted the large drink. Didn't tell me anything and then came back with 3 drinks and said that will be $165!!!!!!!!!!! 165?!!!!! I reluctantly paid because I was showing old friends a good time. I asked how much vip was and its $330!!!! Do I have a briefcase full of money in my hand?? And if I didnt, you couldn't give me one to go back to this dirt bag dump. These girls should be ashamed of where their lives have gone. They are treated like the livestock theyare. Don't go here!!!! Shady, ugly, stinky, whores!!!!!!!!

This was one of the worst experiences of my life.

A group of friends and I went here for my bachelor party because a cab ride to Deja Vu or Diamonds would have been too expensive... Looking back, I wish we had paid the extra, it would have been worth it.

The place is seedy from the get go. $5 cover, whatever. 1 drink minimum, understood. Most of the girls were very unattractive. On another note, we were there on a Friday night (one would expect this to be when the best performances are, weekend nights), and there was no toplessness (part of the reason one GOES to a place like the Brass "A$$", or Brass Mule, whatever you call it.). The beers we were served were $3 cans of Miller/Bud/Miller Lite that were cold but tasted skunked. $15 minimum on credit cards, which would be understandable at almost any bar, but I wouldn't trust this place with a card, so I recommend using cash (if you're dead set on going).

The girls actually have to pay for their music on the clubs jukebox, also sketchy, and they walk around begging patrons for the $2-$4 so they don't have to pull from their tips. THEN, as if the night couldn't get worse, my best man paid for me to have a lap dance and the owner said, "Oh, you don't get to pick the girl." NEVER heard of that before. Ever. She says, "Don't worry, I'll send my best." Well, her best was my nightmare. Orange, leathery skin, missing teeth, and body odor that smelled like fermenting meats and cheeses. After a few minutes, I still hadn't tipped her at all (thinking there was nothing worth tipping) and she said, "F**k this guy!" and stood up. That was the highlight of the Brass Mule.

Never going back.
Not recommending.
Avoid this place. Go to Deja Vu or Diamonds instead.

I'm sorry, I just can't resist doing this one.

The Brass Ass is one of the Tri-State's "premiere" gentleman's establishments. Take that for what you will.

And yes, I have been here a couple times, I'm not ashamed to admit it. This place is hilarious, just as most strip clubs are.

While it might not have the most amazing women, (again, it's the Tri-State, what do you expect? All the hot strippers are in big cities,) it makes up for it in its humble nature.

The drinks, while expensive, are VERY strong, you're not losing out anything on that deal.

However, the Brass Ass and all the strip clubs in the area have one big problem. From what I'm told, (and yes, TOLD, I've only been to the Brass Ass and it's sister joint across the street,) none of the strip clubs in the Tri-State can do full nude.

You won't even really get partially nude dancers at the Brass Ass. It's more of a go-go bar than it is a strip club.

That said, if you're looking for an amusing time after getting drunk at the levee, hit up the Brass Ass and "make it rain." These girls have to pay for college somehow.